Remember moi?
 

I'm at the hospital with mah woman. Bored. Someone post something interesting. Specially if I know you.

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Oh I thought you were another Spambot. You're not. How disappointing.

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I see everyone is just as amazing and witty as ever.</sarcasm>

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Aight, I guess I'm just gonna go smoke a joint and come back as a troll whore.

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Achi is pretty amazing though.

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Yeah, well, the jury's still out on that one.

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I'm betting she "fell down the stairs" or "walked into a door." This guy seems like the type to have a lot of rage.

edit: I just realised that was unduly harsh. Maybe the bitch deserved it.

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I've actually made thousands of posts and had many accounts deleted, yet still this one is 2 year older than yours. I actually beat pavil for most hated person of round 4. ^^

Anyone from #mer, #homely, #tehshortbus, #newdawn, and so forth, a so on, would know me.

But my girlfrend just had a c-section and I've been here for 2 days. I was searching for myself on the intarweb and seen my account here, so I had to come and be like omgwtf.

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ITT Tomkat gets really upset when he sees how we haven't been "very constructive, welcoming or friendly" towards the newish people (again.)

:hifive: horn

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And people tell me that not everyone on GD is a paedo.

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KaosTrigX! Oh, how I've missed you. The good times, the bad times, the times I forget - all beautifully formed memories in my mind. Because of you, I am now suffused with the opulence of existence. Praise! Praise!


You may like to know that because we're a bunch of curmudgeonly ****ers a large number of poster no longer entertain general discussions anymore. I am sure you - sure a bright star in a pool of dark - are more than welcome though.


Shit Achilles, does this mean I've turned into TomKat? I once claimed he wanted to have sex with himself; is this karma?

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If I'm the moral voice of GD, then so be it!

(but seriously, I think we're lucky this poor guy wasn't banned within 5 minutes of making his post!)

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if I were a mod, I'd have banned him.

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yeah the feeling I get from reading whatever it is you're saying seems quite familiar

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haven't you got to be off somewhere making something with sticky back plastic?

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And then one thousand ninjas descended upon you all.

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Tracey Island :)

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Yeah, but, what does that have to do with the price of false teeth in Britain?

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I remember you! You were pretty shit, right?

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Yes, precisely. You=win gg

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Incidentally, I'm in a hospital with my woman. This is a cryptic message for Deepflow. I am now sending you positive energy through the internet. Breathe in, breathe out. You are now in a warm, safe place. You are quite relaxed. You are now free to divulge your credit card information. I am here for you. You are now very relaxed. Very relaxed.

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And we should just guess if you know us or not?

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Posting pictures of your girlfriend might help us remember you.
Especially naked pics tend to stimulate the brain.

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I'm using this weird hospital touch-screen monitor thingy that hangs from the wall, but I guess the moral of this story is no pics for you.

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Oh well, I was just trying to help.. I wasn't asking for myself anyway.. I guess you'll never find what you were looking for.. who were you again?

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But there's a laptop in the closet and a HD camcorder on the nightstand, and I guess the moral of this story is...I accept paypal.

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Why do you turn this into a joke? :down:

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Who's joking?

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Tell the doctors and nurses that I said hi :salute:

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With song.

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Are you the father?

If you're trying to find yourself, try Googling "loser" and see what pops up.

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I don't think that's physically possible.

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Oh, right. I thought you were talking about Tomkat.

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By quoting KaosTrigX?

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You didn't quote him to begin with, oldboy.

You didn't even include your punchline.

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Stealth editing ftw!

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Preferably a wound shot. :banana:

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Which 'wound' are we talking about here?

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The one inflicted by the doctor, not by 'the stairs.'

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I am actually infertile after the chemo (took a test a month or so ago) so this is depressingly true :(

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If you want babies, then you can have my juice, if you like. I don't intend to use it for sprogging bairns.

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I did tell you to freeze your sperm.

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I have; I froze it before I started my chemo.

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what a shame

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Why Kila? Now you can still have his babies like you've always dreamed.

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good.

we might need tospin my 'compassionate side' sometime

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Compasionate side?

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If Hilary can do it so can I

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But do you cry as part of the act?

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The what?