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QazokRouge5 27 Feb 2006 19:38

GD is poetry!
 
Once upon a time there was a place of homosexuality,
It was a place that was not true reality.
It was consumed with people who loved to argue then snog,
One of them being the sexually challenged nodrog.
However this society was controlled,
It never stopped JonnyBGood from being trolled.
It twas a place immersed in faggotry,
the leader being a twelve year old named yahwe.
There were twins named stew and ste,
but as to why they never had kids together, it is beyond me.
You have gay couples including Tocatta&Fogue,
but don't forget about the beastial loving HobbieRogue.
You have the old and senile Kurashima,
Always ranting and thinking he was at Iwo Jima.
You have some posters who pretend to be in love with hanson,
But we are not fooled,
By the delusions of Marilyn Manson.
People here are riddled with diseases such as Anal Pain,
But that's because they all had sex with AcidRain.

TBC...

More when I'm bored and have time.


All of the lovely members, like what are called the dicks.
Which is what lured in JammyJim the homo and his gay lover Hicks.
Some of the members are odd, and sit on ears of corn.
One example is this is the guy named horn.
A boy was once raped, then he ran home....
He now goes under the alias of Androme.
Recently there was a newbie, he was desperate to please,
So desperate in fact, that he offered to eat shit.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Green Spit.
Another user loved to anonomously anal bang,
It was a great mystery here, until we found out it was Phang.
One tried to cross over, into the heterosexual realm... it was Dace.
But he soon gave up on women after he was sprayed with Mace.

TBC... again

Yahwe 27 Feb 2006 19:41

Re: GD is poetry!
 
to rhyme yahwe with faggotry you have to pronounce faggotry as 'faggot-tray'

how curious

Kurashima 27 Feb 2006 19:43

Re: GD is poetry!
 
This may be a first , but im tempted to pos-rep a post by QazokRouge.

I may well be going senile (and at 31 as well , good god)

Nodrog 27 Feb 2006 19:46

Re: GD is poetry!
 
General Discussions, 2006
----------------------

Quazok
R
O
Gue

Your posts are
poor

I do not
enjoy
reading them

Stop
(stop)

Why wont you
(stop)

Making your posts
(stop)

We do not
want
(these posts)
here

QazokRouge5 27 Feb 2006 19:48

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahwe
to rhyme yahwe with faggotry you have to pronounce faggotry as 'faggot-tray'

how curious

I pronounce yahwee as Yah-Wee.

Wee as in pee etc.

Hey... that rhymes too!

Yahwe 27 Feb 2006 19:50

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
I pronounce yahwee as Yah-Wee.

Wee as in pee etc.

Hey... that rhymes too!

You may very well pronounce watermellon as 'ull-an-bat-or' but you'll find few people who are interested.

MrL_JaKiri 27 Feb 2006 20:08

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahwe
to rhyme yahwe with faggotry you have to pronounce faggotry as 'faggot-tray'

Faggot-twey!

Kurashima 27 Feb 2006 21:39

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Yah-way
Jah-key-ree
Naw-drawg

etc etc

QazokRouge5 27 Feb 2006 21:51

Re: GD is poetry!
 
All of the lovely members, like what are called the dicks.
Which is what lured in JammyJim the homo and his gay lover Hicks.
Some of the members are odd, and sit on ears of corn.
One example is this is the guy named horn.
A boy was once raped, then he ran home....
He now goes under the alias of Androme.
Recently there was a newbie, he was desperate to please,
So desperate in fact, that he offered to eat shit.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Green Spit.
Another user loved to anonomously anal bang,
It was a great mystery here, until we found out it was Phang.
One tried to cross over, into the heterosexual realm... it was Dace.
But he soon gave up on women after he was sprayed with Mace.

TBC... again

Yahwe 27 Feb 2006 21:57

Re: GD is poetry!
 
your rhythm is off

Alessio 27 Feb 2006 22:03

Re: GD is poetry!
 
A poem for GD:
__________________

Anal
Anally
Anally challanged
Mentally challanged
Mentally
Mental
Men
Not barbie, but Ken

or david beckham

Phang 27 Feb 2006 23:14

Re: GD is poetry!
 
a poem for Qazok


please
just don't
what do you hope
to gain
i'd rather pull off my
fingernails
than read more of your
semi-literate dribbles
i cant imagine you're particularly
fulfilled either
end this dreadful farce
stop posting

Phang 27 Feb 2006 23:15

Re: GD is poetry!
 
oh, also, how the ****ing christ do 'Fugue' and 'Rogue' rhyme

MrL_JaKiri 27 Feb 2006 23:16

Re: GD is poetry!
 
He thinks it's spelt "Fogue".

Ste 27 Feb 2006 23:29

Re: GD is poetry!
 
my name was mentioned
I feel kind of important
how cool is that eh?

MrL_JaKiri 27 Feb 2006 23:31

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ste
how cool is that eh?

Not very, as this "poem" is torturous at best.

Ste 27 Feb 2006 23:51

Re: GD is poetry!
 
i was trying to do a Haiku :(

Dace 28 Feb 2006 00:16

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Eyeballs roll skyward
Tumbleweed drifts slowly by
Qazok wrote a poem

Dace 28 Feb 2006 00:17

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Where Ste tries (and fails) i suceed \o/

Yahwe 28 Feb 2006 00:18

Re: GD is poetry!
 
look all we need to know is how tall is quazokrogue?

because anyone this obsessed with being anti-gay would make an easy seduction

Ste 28 Feb 2006 00:19

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahwe
look all we need to know is how tall is quazokrogue?

because anyone this obsessed with being anti-gay would make an easy seduction

he's american


(it was my first ever attempt at a Haiku - give me a break :crymeariver: )

Yahwe 28 Feb 2006 00:23

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ste
he's american

he wouldn't have to speak.

Dace 28 Feb 2006 00:29

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahwe
he wouldn't have to speak.



*touching index finger from your lips to that of your "lover's"*



"shhhh, don't say a word"

NEWSBOT3 28 Feb 2006 00:32

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ste
he's american


(it was my first ever attempt at a Haiku - give me a break :crymeariver: )

i texted leshy a haiku once and it was ****ing beautiful.

i've lost it though :(

edit :

Quote:

hello leshee friend,
thought i'd send a haiku
so here it is.

the phone power low,
it is like chicka's rep
now nearly dead.

this worked quite well,
but it's hurting my brain bits
so now i stop it

-enby

NEWSBOT3 28 Feb 2006 00:34

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dace
*touching index finger from your lips to that of your "lover's"*



"shhhh, don't say a word"

your life is just the scenes from porn films that you dont enjoy, isnt it ?

Dace 28 Feb 2006 00:38

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nantoz
I see that the clubbing experience in the big city has had quite the impression on you.



I've been using the "shhh, don't say a word" expression for the past 6 months or so ...

Dace 28 Feb 2006 00:40

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NEWSBOT3
your life is just the scenes from porn films that you dont enjoy, isnt it ?


you'd be amazed at how much more entertaining life gets to be when you start doing it

NEWSBOT3 28 Feb 2006 00:51

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dace
you'd be amazed at how much more entertaining life gets to be when you start doing it

touché

Chunderbunny 28 Feb 2006 01:18

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Seems Mr. Adams was wrong about the Vogons....

Dace 28 Feb 2006 01:35

Re: GD is poetry!
 
how so?

HAL-9000 28 Feb 2006 04:23

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Well, Mr Qazok, I have to admit
That poem you wrote us was mildly shit.
I may seem quite callous but clearly it's true
That only Green Spit is as rubbish as you.

I hope you enjoyed your creative bout
But your rhyming is lacking, your rythme is out.
It's hard to accept and you may be confused
But that poem was dreadful, our language abused!

So now, as I leave you, my message is this:
Your poetic mind is as pleasing as piss.

Boogster 28 Feb 2006 16:57

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nodrog
General Discussions, 2006
----------------------

Quazok
R
O
Gue

Your posts are
poor

I do not
enjoy
reading them

Stop
(stop)

Why wont you
(stop)

Making your posts
(stop)

We do not
want
(these posts)
here

though you may smell of

ur (f)ine

poetry makes me
cumm

(ings)

Dace 28 Feb 2006 17:29

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HAL-9000
That poem you wrote us was mildly shit.



MILDLY???!!!

QazokRouge5 28 Feb 2006 17:46

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HAL-9000
Well, Mr Qazok, I have to admit
That poem you wrote us was mildly shit.
I may seem quite callous but clearly it's true
That only Green Spit is as rubbish as you.

I hope you enjoyed your creative bout
But your rhyming is lacking, your rythme is out.
It's hard to accept and you may be confused
But that poem was dreadful, our language abused!

So now, as I leave you, my message is this:
Your poetic mind is as pleasing as piss.

You say my poetry is mildly shit,
but you forget Hal-9000 that you are a tit.
Boogster says that Qazok stinks of urine,
but that's because I pissed on his head.
It's poisonous I say! Now Boogster is dead.
What is wrong with you, screams the rep giving Nantoz,
As he secretly checks his tamponz.

PSH 28 Feb 2006 19:33

Re: GD is poetry!
 
QazokRouge5 the neg rep master
tried to write rhyme but got put down faster
Stalked by his ex he runs to his plane
if i were up there he'd be shot down in flame

Boogster 28 Feb 2006 20:20

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
You say my poetry is mildly shit,
but you forget Hal-9000 that you are a tit.
Boogster says that Qazok stinks of urine,
but that's because I pissed on his head.
It's poisonous I say! Now Boogster is dead.
What is wrong with you, screams the rep giving Nantoz,
As he secretly checks his tamponz.

I was replying to Nodrog's poem because e.e. cummings annoys me, not yours. I enjoyed the rebuttle, though.

PS. For the benefit of the uninformed neg-repper, cumm(ings) was a poet who experimented with syntax and layout, and is copied endlessly and mindlessly on teh intarweb.

JammyJim 28 Feb 2006 20:38

Re: GD is poetry!
 
I'm not a homo.

:confused:

HAL-9000 28 Feb 2006 20:47

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
You say my poetry is mildly shit,
but you forget Hal-9000 that you are a tit.
Boogster says that Qazok stinks of urine,
but that's because I pissed on his head.
It's poisonous I say! Now Boogster is dead.
What is wrong with you, screams the rep giving Nantoz,
As he secretly checks his tamponz.


I may be a tit but at least I'm abreast
Of the English language, so give it a rest.
It brings me much sorrow to see your reply.
A little suggestion - give rhyming a try!

Nantoz and tamponz clearly don't rhyme
And the piece about urine: an uncoupled line.
It surely must register, surely you know
That your poetic ramblings take on a new low?!

The English language is in disarray
And it's all thanks to Qazok, I'm sorry to say.

MrL_JaKiri 28 Feb 2006 20:51

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Yo yo yo my nigga

Yahwe 28 Feb 2006 21:27

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JammyJim
I'm not a homo.

:confused:

In case you failed to notice he is rather obsessed with homosexuality.

So far he has stated that everyone is gay and that T&F is a gay couple ...

You might say that he is a prime candidate of closet repression ... you might very well indeed say that, but I couldn't possible comment

Kurashima 28 Feb 2006 21:46

Re: GD is poetry!
 
There once was a person with rhymes rather poor
His father a bastard, his mother a hoor.
To say he was brilliant is clearly a lie
His poems as bad as a week old shit pie

Then a group of enlightened ones came to his aid
"Stop posting" they cried in united tirade
"Our language you clearly need some time to master
Your poetry skills are a total disaster"

"I Shall not" cried the gent, his voice all a quiver
"Give up my wonderful poetry? never!
My rhyming is perfect, my putdowns uncanny
And besides, just last week i was shagging your granny"

On this final remark the GD'ers agreed
That this neg rep monsters account must be freed
"Off to SA with you" the mods cried as one.
And they banned his account , and man was that fun!

Yahwe 28 Feb 2006 22:14

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurashima
"Off to SA with you" the mods cried as one.
And they banned his account , and man was that fun!

you got my hopes up :(

JonnyBGood 28 Feb 2006 22:16

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Please stop, stop, stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop
Just stop :(

furball 28 Feb 2006 22:19

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban,
Ban, Ban, Ban,
Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban,
Ban, Ban, Ban.

Tomkat 28 Feb 2006 22:22

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Yo.... yo... listen up..... listen up....

I AIN'T IMPRESSED ONE BIT WITH YO SHIT
IN FACT IT HURTS MY EYES JUST READIN' IT

Quzakrogue more like Crappy Prose!

Now when I hear you rhyming this here
I put my finger up and there's blood from my ear

You ain't good, you ain't sick
Now look at Kura, he gots the shit!

I'll give you small lessons when it comes to rhyme
Its yahway not yahwe - he'll cry - get it right
Rememebr yahway not yahwe
Just think "he's gay" not "manly"

And anoter thing yo its Toccata&Fugue
It don't rhyme with your name unless your names Dude

You know what I see what I think is funny?
I'm not even black yet I'm battling you buddy!
Maybe I'm just angry my names not in the lyrics
Or maybe I'm just pissed that I opened this post
But you know I think that I'm speaking for most
When I say that this is awful, it's badly written, its crap
And you know what dawg? Your shit be whack!

Hoooooo

hooooo

stick your mother****in' hands up for the 313! Stick your hands up for the GD! Stick your mother****in hands up and follow me! G-D! G-D!

s|k 28 Feb 2006 22:32

Re: GD is poetry!
 
You're all telling him to stop, but you don't really want him to. Admit it.

JonnyBGood 28 Feb 2006 22:36

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by s|k
You're all telling him to stop, but you don't really want him to. Admit it.

Shut up, just shut up, shut up,
Shut up, just shut up, shut up,
Shut up, just shut up, shut up,
Shut up, just shut up, shut up.

s|k 28 Feb 2006 22:38

Re: GD is poetry!
 
This thread is bringing out the best in all of us.

JonnyBGood 28 Feb 2006 22:39

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Mine was to the tune of a black-eyed peas song :)

Alessio 28 Feb 2006 22:44

Re: GD is poetry!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Mine was to the tune of a black-eyed peas song :)

Not Sin with Sebastian?


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