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All Systems Go 10 Dec 2007 15:32

Fcuknig Cheeky Bitch
 
I'm in the library and just popped to the toilet. When I got back I found this woman leaning over my PC. I asked what she was doing and said that she needed to print something off. I was a little annoyed but not too bothered as I've been in a similar position before.

Then I noticed something, all of my windows had closed! The crazy bitch had logged out of my account to use her ****ing USB stick. I just gave a load of abuse and fortunatly my work automatically saved and due to the way she logged out of my account I didn't lose 9 websites I was using (<3 firefox). SO whilst I've not lost anything I am still really pissed off.

****ing cheeky bitch!

Achilles 10 Dec 2007 15:42

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I am awaiting commentary from Bbud2 before I decide my stance on this issue. I am guessing he will relate this story to the mating patterns of the Scandinavian ferret, with references to Counterstrike and the 80's tv show Golden Girls.

Hebdomad 10 Dec 2007 16:44

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You should have smacked her. It's the only way they'll ever learn.

Mzyxptlk 10 Dec 2007 17:01

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Really though, the moment we stopped cutting off their clitorises was the beginning of the end.

Tomkat 10 Dec 2007 17:29

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How was she supposed to know you hadn't just left the computer and forgotten to logoff?

Marilyn Manson 10 Dec 2007 17:36

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomkat
How was she supposed to know you hadn't just left the computer and forgotten to logoff?

You dirty damn woman sympathiser you.

All Systems Go 10 Dec 2007 17:36

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Because my bag, a pile of books and a bottle of water were by the PC? Plus the fact that as already stated I had several websites and a word document open.

Please don't make excuses for rudeness.

Mzyxptlk 10 Dec 2007 17:48

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You dirty damn woman sympathiser you.

Womyn.

Fiery 10 Dec 2007 17:54

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So if a guy had done this, it would have been all right?

Dante Hicks 10 Dec 2007 18:11

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Quote:

Originally Posted by All Systems Go
Because my bag, a pile of books and a bottle of water were by the PC? Plus the fact that as already stated I had several websites and a word document open.

Please don't make excuses for rudeness.

Not having met the person I'm not going to defend them, but I'd certainly keep an open mind for something like that. True, it may be that she's just rude, or worse - that she actively hates you and the things you stand for. But it's also possible that she's just a noob who doesn't understand how computer drive mappings, windows profiles, etc. work.

I've had to deal with users who think logging out is "going back" to the desktop with nothing open. Or it might be she only knows how to access mapped drives from My Computer on the desktop and doesn't understand the difference between minimising and closing.

In the usual spirit of pessimism/optimism I'm hoping she was merely in a hurry, or ignorant. To be pragmatic though, if you see her again, I suggest you stab that bitch right in her stupid selfish face - you don't want people thinking they can walk all over you.

Tomkat 10 Dec 2007 19:59

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Hey ASG I found out today that if you press Windows-L it automatically locks the computer for you! Handy if you suddenly have a call of nature like you did today!

Maladoni 11 Dec 2007 00:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hebdomad
You should have smacked her. It's the only way they'll ever learn.

I find your attitude is both somewhat outdated and extremely narrow minded. If it’s not hard enough already. In a world of equality and graves overflowing with the ashes of burned bra’s, you really need to think outside of the coffin Weeks. Now there’s nothing wrong with the odd byatch slap now and again, but we really must be thinking progressively here.

Alternatives.....

- Wear their underwear. Not only does it feel good, but it looks better on you.

- Tell them their sister is coming on leaps and bounds and that she is almost as fine as her mother.

- Go on a diet and loose some weight. What insecurities?

- Withdrawal of bingo money for donations to the rape crises centre.

- Eagerly tell her you’re worried about the semi-on you got when your male boss give you a sounding down for having your top button undone and tie pulled down. At the works Christmas party.

- What till she goes to the toilet in the library and quickly load naked images of your mother onto her PC from your USB stick.

There all snakes and if they didn’t have tits we’d be throwing rocks at them. Well nearly all. Happy slapping ;)

Hebdomad 11 Dec 2007 01:13

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In an ideal world, he would have inserted the USB stick up her arse in front of the horrified crowd. I believe they call that tough love. She would have understood in time and become a better person for it.

Bubert Samson 11 Dec 2007 01:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiery
So if a guy had done this, it would have been all right?

I think it would have just led to a bloodier conclusion.

Bbud2 11 Dec 2007 02:30

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to be honest i wonder why you went to log at library and log again 2 hours later

Tietäjä 11 Dec 2007 11:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hebdomad
You should have smacked her. It's the only way they'll ever learn.

Violent sex, surprise sex, oh, that's the way it's done, go go!

Phil^ 11 Dec 2007 11:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomkat
Hey ASG I found out today that if you press Windows-L it automatically locks the computer for you! Handy if you suddenly have a call of nature like you did today!

it wont stop them restarting the machine since they think " its broken, and not letting me log in "

Bbud2 11 Dec 2007 14:31

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open word and writhe it down , if it dont work show her what you were doing , ..... in her head .

hahah not funny but kept thinking about it

Phang 11 Dec 2007 20:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bbud2
open word and writhe it down , if it dont work show her what you were doing , ..... in her head .

hahah not funny but kept thinking about it

ive been staring at this post for a little while, giggling a bit every so often.

:heart:

Travler 18 Dec 2007 02:55

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Turn off the monitor, slap a post it note on the monitor that reads soemthing like "Broken, "Out of Order," or "Virus, needs Ghosting" and then run to the bathroom. Be sure to leave materials out like a note pad and pens so it looks like you are just using the table for a desk and not using the computer. The ones that can read might get the hint.

Bbud2 18 Dec 2007 03:25

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shut the **** up rich wipe pick the phone get her home ffss .

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Sharur 18 Dec 2007 08:45

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I believe horn just got a level 3 burn, o-ow!

Androme 18 Dec 2007 10:48

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i wouldn't be suprised if he turned out to be nod

dda 19 Dec 2007 00:08

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hebdomad
In an ideal world, he would have inserted the USB stick up her arse in front of the horrified crowd. I believe they call that tough love. She would have understood in time and become a better person for it.

It would have been interesting to see what she downloaded at that point. It would undoubtedly have been a "stick" that she would have remembered!


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