Fcuknig Cheeky Bitch
I'm in the library and just popped to the toilet. When I got back I found this woman leaning over my PC. I asked what she was doing and said that she needed to print something off. I was a little annoyed but not too bothered as I've been in a similar position before.
Then I noticed something, all of my windows had closed! The crazy bitch had logged out of my account to use her ****ing USB stick. I just gave a load of abuse and fortunatly my work automatically saved and due to the way she logged out of my account I didn't lose 9 websites I was using (<3 firefox). SO whilst I've not lost anything I am still really pissed off. ****ing cheeky bitch! |
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I am awaiting commentary from Bbud2 before I decide my stance on this issue. I am guessing he will relate this story to the mating patterns of the Scandinavian ferret, with references to Counterstrike and the 80's tv show Golden Girls.
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You should have smacked her. It's the only way they'll ever learn.
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Really though, the moment we stopped cutting off their clitorises was the beginning of the end.
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How was she supposed to know you hadn't just left the computer and forgotten to logoff?
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Because my bag, a pile of books and a bottle of water were by the PC? Plus the fact that as already stated I had several websites and a word document open.
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So if a guy had done this, it would have been all right?
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I've had to deal with users who think logging out is "going back" to the desktop with nothing open. Or it might be she only knows how to access mapped drives from My Computer on the desktop and doesn't understand the difference between minimising and closing. In the usual spirit of pessimism/optimism I'm hoping she was merely in a hurry, or ignorant. To be pragmatic though, if you see her again, I suggest you stab that bitch right in her stupid selfish face - you don't want people thinking they can walk all over you. |
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Hey ASG I found out today that if you press Windows-L it automatically locks the computer for you! Handy if you suddenly have a call of nature like you did today!
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Alternatives..... - Wear their underwear. Not only does it feel good, but it looks better on you. - Tell them their sister is coming on leaps and bounds and that she is almost as fine as her mother. - Go on a diet and loose some weight. What insecurities? - Withdrawal of bingo money for donations to the rape crises centre. - Eagerly tell her you’re worried about the semi-on you got when your male boss give you a sounding down for having your top button undone and tie pulled down. At the works Christmas party. - What till she goes to the toilet in the library and quickly load naked images of your mother onto her PC from your USB stick. There all snakes and if they didn’t have tits we’d be throwing rocks at them. Well nearly all. Happy slapping ;) |
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In an ideal world, he would have inserted the USB stick up her arse in front of the horrified crowd. I believe they call that tough love. She would have understood in time and become a better person for it.
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to be honest i wonder why you went to log at library and log again 2 hours later
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open word and writhe it down , if it dont work show her what you were doing , ..... in her head .
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Turn off the monitor, slap a post it note on the monitor that reads soemthing like "Broken, "Out of Order," or "Virus, needs Ghosting" and then run to the bathroom. Be sure to leave materials out like a note pad and pens so it looks like you are just using the table for a desk and not using the computer. The ones that can read might get the hint.
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shut the **** up rich wipe pick the phone get her home ffss .
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I believe horn just got a level 3 burn, o-ow!
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i wouldn't be suprised if he turned out to be nod
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