How women dont endear themselves to us men
right i had a GF once (supprised a lot of ppl there) who asked me to choose between golf and her .... So guess what happened i said thanks for teh sex but golf is way better than u (bitchy i know but true) and dumped here then and there and went up the golf club and shot 68 (1 under par (gross)). See dumping ppl doesnt nessicarily mean bad thngs will happen
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Something tells me that the local drug store is going to make a good living off of supplying lube for Saphi, I'm sure he'll be spending lots of time with Rosey Palms and Jack Handy not having a gf ever again.
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If you like something more than them or you like something alot they will always make you choose between them or the thing you like. If you don't like anything and always pay attention to the woman they will then get upset with you and tell you that you are smothering them or they need space and they wish you had a hobby. There is no balance point. They either need to be the center of your world or if they are then they need you to focus on something else. |
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As one of the afore mentioned females ....
I dont need to be the centre of attention, in fact i'd rather that be someone else. And the some male phyche is just as fragile - look at guys who get jealous when their significant others have kids and have to centre their attention on them instead, or women with high powered/long houred jobs or even pa players with non playing spouses. I have an ex partly to do with pa, so the guys are notalone in their pain on that issue. It has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with self esteem and relationship issues. We have all been there .. male/male .. female/female ... male/female.. it doesnt matter. |
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In my experience:
Single = cant get any girls (trying too hard? i dunno) With someone = appraently this makes you more desirable to chicks Anyone ever found that it mite take you 6 months to find someone, and as soon as you get together with her, 4 more come along. |
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so its not just me and my mass sexeh appeal? :D |
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Saphi, I can't decide which is more sad. The fact that she didn't know how to compete with a game like golf or the fact that you picked golf over a relationship.
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Its like a thread in 2001 by pig, girls, sex, no mention of me!
If a girl ever asked me to give up football for her I'd tell her to go **** herself. |
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this reminded me of a joke on PB:
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A girl once made me choose between us breaking up and me having to stop my expensive subscription of rohypnol and rent of an underground cellar.
Well - I say choose, it was more the financial crisis at the time that forced the relationship's demise. |
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she was consistantly bugging me ... and and once ur hooked to golf its damn near hard to put it down. She still a gd friend of mine though. She tried but Golf won out coz she kept making me choose between her and golf yes it is sad but hey ... I love golf ... Dont think i would give it up for neone tbh ... unless i had no money |
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Erm, I play golf fairly regularly. My girlfriend was pissed that I was always off out at the driving range and the local course.
So I invited her along. Now she plays golf. We still split up, but for very different reason and a good while later. |
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Golf and sex - the two things you can enjoy whilst being shit at.
apparently. |
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Generalization is the reason most people are shit you know?
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I'm confused as to how this thread doesn't appear to involve anyone buggering anyone with a golf club but fair enough at least tomkat managed to fit in his one billionth joke about rohypnol.
Also, this thread is now a congratulatory party for tomkat! |
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he'll need it on the train next time he meets the 'Woman' :P just remember tomkat is anal or oral only
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o wait no thats jonny's mum! |
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I quit pa once partly due to my girlfriend at the time. but there we go, turns out she was a psycho anyway and my new gf is ace and doesn't mind.
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No dude I see you didn't read your memo, you get to do rohypnol jokes and I do your mum
jokes. |
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Oh sorry I thought I was still covering your position while you were on holiday.
Wait a second. Does this mean I don't need to cover the "drink so much guinness i pass out in a gutter and wake up covered in urine and blood" JBG profile too? |
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I'm unsure. I guess we can spare the two pints though so knock yourself out.
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How does Saphi combine PA and golf at teh same time?
I think someone needs to have a chat with his Alliance HC and ask if he's really as committed to them as he says he is. I think a decision has to be made, you can't be online 24/7 supplying def if you're on the local pitch and putt. |
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a gurl once asked me to chose betwen her n mario kart n i woz like no way bitch! n then she went k well im leavin u then so i went fine whatever and guess what i beat my bes time on rainbow road n sent it in 2 a magazin n dey wer like WOW tomkat u rock n put it on der main page n i showed all my frens n dey wer like WOW tom u da man
so i guess moral of story is wimmins suck gamez ROCK! am i rite?! |
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If it means a lot to him, then I guess leaving a girl he does not really love isn't really that bad.
There are a few things that I would not easily stop doing for someone I didn't love. Golf is not among them, but I still can understand that he would want to refuse such an ultimatum if it means as much to him as reading means to me, for instance. |
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What this thread seems to boil down to (we've accepted he doesn't love her) is that saphi rates golf higher than sex. Now I'm not too sure what sort of golf you're playing (re:my first post) but serious question marks arise.
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If you use language like this here ever again i'll make sure you regret it |
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COMPARED WITH A WOMAN YOU GET 15 MORE HOLES IN A ROUND OF GOLF THOUGH!!! |
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Something wrong with ears and noses?
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Only thing wrong with ears and noses is that only TomKat sized cocks fit :(
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Empty eye sockets are clearly the way to go.
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My guess is that the lad also finishes with women in much less time than it takes to play a round of golf and with a lot fewer strokes as well.
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you fell at the first fence baldy |
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This is the worst thread I've ever read.
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I'm wishing upon a star right now! |
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Sex or Golf? Are we talking about a hobby or a Tiger Woods like career? If it's something you like then it would be better to find a woman with similar interests than suffer a generally uphappy life just for some tail. At least the woman was honest enough to reveal herself before you got married. |
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Funny fact is that i am an Alliance HC gd tht huh .... and to ppl who care about gd speeling i dont (letter dyslexic) surrpysed no not i and tbh i was 15 at the time ... 6 yrs ago when this happened ... if some1 loved me that much they would understand i i like golf as a hobbie and poss a future job they would understand i like to disappeer up to the golf club 3-4 times a wk for 1-9 hrs at a time N.B. yes my speeling is atroshious and no i dont care if i get flamed or reg rep for it ... As i take no note of the rep system ... so it dont bother me |
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Just because you are dyslexic doesn't mean you have to be a crap poster.
You seem to be much like a gimmick of mine on AD a few rounds ago (he was called eVil, check him out.) Part of the gimmick was writing like a spastic such as yeh (rip), maximillian and other AD trolls. It was harder to write like a twat than to write normally. My suggestion to you would be write everything you are about to post in Word (or other good Applications which provide a spell and grammar check) and correct the spelling and grammar, and then post. |
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Pig no ...waste of time and effort tbh ... if ive got something to say i say it weather its got gd speeling or not i dont really care and thats the last thing i have to say on the matter ... and just coz i cant speel properly doesnt mean im a sh1t poster ... all my neg rep has come from bad spag ..exc. two whihc i asked for :P ... i wont stand for being bullied into speeling properly just to pls 1337 ppl ... so get used to it
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Bah.. in half the mistakes you're using phonetic('ish) spelling which really isn't that bad. I mean you're obviously foreign (edit: and I'm stupid since your profile since Devon, UK) and English is after all majorly broken. Spelling mistakes are to be expected. Using 'ppl', 'smt' etc is just being rude/lazy though. Worse, stupid sentences like the one quoted, which probably only would have sounded mildly retarded if spoken with the correct intonation, but reads horribly just reek of illiteracy/stupidity. |
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Surely taking time to improve your spelling on here would help you out in day to day life as i'm sure you'll have to write/type things in whatever it is you do. |
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lolo it was just one of those rds that went right ... i play off of 8 atm ... ive shot a 65 this year but also shot 3 in the 90's this year. im trying to ecome a teaching pro over the next 2 yrs ...not interested on going on tour.
im unemployed atm ... and searching for a job (which i have a spell checked CV for) ... i see GDas a bit of fun a relaxing place i know u guys like things to be done properly but it doesnt bother me andim not using a spell checker.... by that time i might have missed a piss take oportunity :P it was 6 yrs ago by the way |
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if you write properly people might actually read what you've written.
if people don't read it then what's the point of posting? |
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well u posted so kinda pwn'ed urself again... but a lot of ppl have replied so back on subject pls
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