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Saphi 26 Sep 2006 05:18

How women dont endear themselves to us men
 
right i had a GF once (supprised a lot of ppl there) who asked me to choose between golf and her .... So guess what happened i said thanks for teh sex but golf is way better than u (bitchy i know but true) and dumped here then and there and went up the golf club and shot 68 (1 under par (gross)). See dumping ppl doesnt nessicarily mean bad thngs will happen

just wanted to know if ne-one else has had nething lie this happen to them or smt similar

jt25man 26 Sep 2006 06:02

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Something tells me that the local drug store is going to make a good living off of supplying lube for Saphi, I'm sure he'll be spending lots of time with Rosey Palms and Jack Handy not having a gf ever again.

Travler 26 Sep 2006 06:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Saphi
right i had a GF once (supprised a lot of ppl there) who asked me to choose between golf and her .... So guess what happened i said thanks for teh sex but golf is way better than u (bitchy i know but true) and dumped here then and there and went up the golf club and shot 68 (1 under par (gross)). See dumping ppl doesnt nessicarily mean bad thngs will happen

just wanted to know if ne-one else has had nething lie this happen to them or smt similar

I my experience, which is limited mostly to my wife and other observations, it seems that women always have to be the center of attention.

If you like something more than them or you like something alot they will always make you choose between them or the thing you like.

If you don't like anything and always pay attention to the woman they will then get upset with you and tell you that you are smothering them or they need space and they wish you had a hobby.

There is no balance point. They either need to be the center of your world or if they are then they need you to focus on something else.

Mistwraith 26 Sep 2006 06:23

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As one of the afore mentioned females ....

I dont need to be the centre of attention, in fact i'd rather that be someone else.

And the some male phyche is just as fragile - look at guys who get jealous when their significant others have kids and have to centre their attention on them instead, or women with high powered/long houred jobs or even pa players with non playing spouses.
I have an ex partly to do with pa, so the guys are notalone in their pain on that issue.

It has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with self esteem and relationship issues.

We have all been there .. male/male .. female/female ... male/female.. it doesnt matter.

Furious 26 Sep 2006 07:56

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In my experience:
Single = cant get any girls (trying too hard? i dunno)
With someone = appraently this makes you more desirable to chicks

Anyone ever found that it mite take you 6 months to find someone, and as soon as you get together with her, 4 more come along.

Saphi 26 Sep 2006 08:00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious
In my experience:
Single = cant get any girls (trying too hard? i dunno)
With someone = appraently this makes you more desirable to chicks

Anyone ever found that it mite take you 6 months to find someone, and as soon as you get together with her, 4 more come along.

i know those feelings very well i was with someone for 3 yrs before and about 5-10 girls wanted me

Furious 26 Sep 2006 08:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Saphi
i know those feelings very well i was with someone for 3 yrs before and about 5-10 girls wanted me


so its not just me and my mass sexeh appeal? :D

Fiery 26 Sep 2006 08:19

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Saphi, I can't decide which is more sad. The fact that she didn't know how to compete with a game like golf or the fact that you picked golf over a relationship.

pig 26 Sep 2006 09:04

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Its like a thread in 2001 by pig, girls, sex, no mention of me!

If a girl ever asked me to give up football for her I'd tell her to go **** herself.

Ste 26 Sep 2006 09:29

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this reminded me of a joke on PB:
Quote:

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy

nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.

Ste 26 Sep 2006 09:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistwraith
As one of the afore mentioned females ....

PICS PLEASE NOW PLEASE

Tomkat 26 Sep 2006 09:32

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A girl once made me choose between us breaking up and me having to stop my expensive subscription of rohypnol and rent of an underground cellar.

Well - I say choose, it was more the financial crisis at the time that forced the relationship's demise.

Saphi 26 Sep 2006 09:51

Re: How women dont endear themselves to us men
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiery
Saphi, I can't decide which is more sad. The fact that she didn't know how to compete with a game like golf or the fact that you picked golf over a relationship.


she was consistantly bugging me ... and and once ur hooked to golf its damn near hard to put it down. She still a gd friend of mine though. She tried but Golf won out coz she kept making me choose between her and golf

yes it is sad but hey ... I love golf ... Dont think i would give it up for neone tbh ... unless i had no money

Ste 26 Sep 2006 10:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Saphi
She still a gd friend of mine though.

She posts on here too?

PICS PLEASE

skiddy 26 Sep 2006 10:23

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Erm, I play golf fairly regularly. My girlfriend was pissed that I was always off out at the driving range and the local course.

So I invited her along.

Now she plays golf.



We still split up, but for very different reason and a good while later.

Ste 26 Sep 2006 10:27

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Golf and sex - the two things you can enjoy whilst being shit at.

apparently.

Snurx 26 Sep 2006 11:13

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Generalization is the reason most people are shit you know?

JonnyBGood 26 Sep 2006 13:55

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I'm confused as to how this thread doesn't appear to involve anyone buggering anyone with a golf club but fair enough at least tomkat managed to fit in his one billionth joke about rohypnol.







Also, this thread is now a congratulatory party for tomkat!

Saphi 26 Sep 2006 14:09

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he'll need it on the train next time he meets the 'Woman' :P just remember tomkat is anal or oral only

gzambo 26 Sep 2006 17:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious
Anyone ever found that it mite take you 6 months to find someone, and as soon as you get together with her, 4 more come along.

women are just like buses , none around for ages then loads arrive at same time :p

Tomkat 26 Sep 2006 17:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gzambo
women are just like buses , none around for ages then loads arrive at same time :p

Big and red and can accommodate lots of men at once for only £1.50 each?

o wait no thats jonny's mum!

Welshy 26 Sep 2006 17:35

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I quit pa once partly due to my girlfriend at the time. but there we go, turns out she was a psycho anyway and my new gf is ace and doesn't mind.

JonnyBGood 26 Sep 2006 17:36

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No dude I see you didn't read your memo, you get to do rohypnol jokes and I do your mum

















jokes.

Tomkat 26 Sep 2006 17:53

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Oh sorry I thought I was still covering your position while you were on holiday.

Wait a second.

Does this mean I don't need to cover the "drink so much guinness i pass out in a gutter and wake up covered in urine and blood" JBG profile too?

JonnyBGood 26 Sep 2006 17:59

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I'm unsure. I guess we can spare the two pints though so knock yourself out.

Dead_Meat 26 Sep 2006 18:25

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How does Saphi combine PA and golf at teh same time?

I think someone needs to have a chat with his Alliance HC and ask if he's really as committed to them as he says he is. I think a decision has to be made, you can't be online 24/7 supplying def if you're on the local pitch and putt.

_Kila_ 26 Sep 2006 18:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiery
Saphi, I can't decide which is more sad. The fact that she didn't know how to compete with a game like golf or the fact that you picked golf over a relationship.

I couldn't agree more, choosing a shit game like Golf over a loved one is just sad

qebab 26 Sep 2006 18:47

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Quote:

Originally Posted by _Kila_
I couldn't agree more, choosing a shit game like Golf over a loved one is just sad

She obviously wasn't a loved one though (Or he didn't love her very much in any case).

Tomkat 26 Sep 2006 18:59

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a gurl once asked me to chose betwen her n mario kart n i woz like no way bitch! n then she went k well im leavin u then so i went fine whatever and guess what i beat my bes time on rainbow road n sent it in 2 a magazin n dey wer like WOW tomkat u rock n put it on der main page n i showed all my frens n dey wer like WOW tom u da man

so i guess moral of story is wimmins suck gamez ROCK! am i rite?!

_Kila_ 26 Sep 2006 19:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by qebab
She obviously wasn't a loved one though (Or he didn't love her very much in any case).

Or he was just sad enough to love Golf more?

qebab 26 Sep 2006 19:08

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If it means a lot to him, then I guess leaving a girl he does not really love isn't really that bad.

There are a few things that I would not easily stop doing for someone I didn't love. Golf is not among them, but I still can understand that he would want to refuse such an ultimatum if it means as much to him as reading means to me, for instance.

JonnyBGood 26 Sep 2006 19:18

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What this thread seems to boil down to (we've accepted he doesn't love her) is that saphi rates golf higher than sex. Now I'm not too sure what sort of golf you're playing (re:my first post) but serious question marks arise.

Dace 26 Sep 2006 19:26

Re: How women dont endear themselves to us men
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Saphi
right i had a GF once (supprised a lot of ppl there) who asked me to choose between golf and her .... So guess what happened i said thanks for teh sex but golf is way better than u (bitchy i know but true) and dumped here then and there and went up the golf club and shot 68 (1 under par (gross)). See dumping ppl doesnt nessicarily mean bad thngs will happen

just wanted to know if ne-one else has had nething lie this happen to them or smt similar



If you use language like this here ever again i'll make sure you regret it

Dace 26 Sep 2006 19:28

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
What this thread seems to boil down to (we've accepted he doesn't love her) is that saphi rates golf higher than sex. Now I'm not too sure what sort of golf you're playing (re:my first post) but serious question marks arise.



COMPARED WITH A WOMAN YOU GET 15 MORE HOLES IN A ROUND OF GOLF THOUGH!!!

Dead_Meat 26 Sep 2006 21:20

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Something wrong with ears and noses?

_Kila_ 26 Sep 2006 21:51

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Only thing wrong with ears and noses is that only TomKat sized cocks fit :(

idiotwind 26 Sep 2006 21:54

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Empty eye sockets are clearly the way to go.

dda 26 Sep 2006 22:07

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My guess is that the lad also finishes with women in much less time than it takes to play a round of golf and with a lot fewer strokes as well.

Yahwe 26 Sep 2006 22:15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomkat
Oh sorry I thought I was still covering your position while you were on holiday.

that would imply that ehile jonny was away you were a good poster.














you fell at the first fence baldy

Nodrog 26 Sep 2006 22:28

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This is the worst thread I've ever read.

Tomkat 26 Sep 2006 23:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahwe
that would imply that ehile jonny was away you were a good poster.

you fell at the first fence baldy

I think it's widely accepted that the sooner you stop posting on GD the sooner we can crack out the champagne.

I'm wishing upon a star right now!

Travler 27 Sep 2006 04:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nodrog
This is the worst thread I've ever read.

I'm sure I have started worse.

Sex or Golf? Are we talking about a hobby or a Tiger Woods like career?

If it's something you like then it would be better to find a woman with similar interests than suffer a generally uphappy life just for some tail. At least the woman was honest enough to reveal herself before you got married.

Saphi 27 Sep 2006 11:04

Re: How women dont endear themselves to us men
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
How does Saphi combine PA and golf at teh same time?

I think someone needs to have a chat with his Alliance HC and ask if he's really as committed to them as he says he is. I think a decision has to be made, you can't be online 24/7 supplying def if you're on the local pitch and putt.


Funny fact is that i am an Alliance HC gd tht huh .... and to ppl who care about gd speeling i dont (letter dyslexic) surrpysed no not i

and tbh i was 15 at the time ... 6 yrs ago when this happened ... if some1 loved me that much they would understand i i like golf as a hobbie and poss a future job they would understand i like to disappeer up to the golf club 3-4 times a wk for 1-9 hrs at a time

N.B. yes my speeling is atroshious and no i dont care if i get flamed or reg rep for it ... As i take no note of the rep system ... so it dont bother me

pig 27 Sep 2006 11:32

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Just because you are dyslexic doesn't mean you have to be a crap poster.

You seem to be much like a gimmick of mine on AD a few rounds ago (he was called eVil, check him out.) Part of the gimmick was writing like a spastic such as yeh (rip), maximillian and other AD trolls. It was harder to write like a twat than to write normally.

My suggestion to you would be write everything you are about to post in Word (or other good Applications which provide a spell and grammar check) and correct the spelling and grammar, and then post.

Saphi 27 Sep 2006 11:39

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Pig no ...waste of time and effort tbh ... if ive got something to say i say it weather its got gd speeling or not i dont really care and thats the last thing i have to say on the matter ... and just coz i cant speel properly doesnt mean im a sh1t poster ... all my neg rep has come from bad spag ..exc. two whihc i asked for :P ... i wont stand for being bullied into speeling properly just to pls 1337 ppl ... so get used to it

hyfe 27 Sep 2006 11:47

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Saphi
Funny fact is that i am an Alliance HC gd tht huh .... and to ppl who care about gd speeling i dont (letter dyslexic) surrpysed no not i

oohh.. I don't care about spelling. I'm dyxlectic! Bla bla bla bla.

Bah.. in half the mistakes you're using phonetic('ish) spelling which really isn't that bad. I mean you're obviously foreign (edit: and I'm stupid since your profile since Devon, UK) and English is after all majorly broken. Spelling mistakes are to be expected. Using 'ppl', 'smt' etc is just being rude/lazy though.

Worse, stupid sentences like the one quoted, which probably only would have sounded mildly retarded if spoken with the correct intonation, but reads horribly just reek of illiteracy/stupidity.

JC 27 Sep 2006 11:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Saphi
dumped here then and there and went up the golf club and shot 68 (1 under par (gross)).

So you basically played off scratch at the age of 15 going by your 2nd to last post? How many years ago was this? Which of the current pro golfers on the tour are you?

Surely taking time to improve your spelling on here would help you out in day to day life as i'm sure you'll have to write/type things in whatever it is you do.

Saphi 27 Sep 2006 11:56

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lolo it was just one of those rds that went right ... i play off of 8 atm ... ive shot a 65 this year but also shot 3 in the 90's this year. im trying to ecome a teaching pro over the next 2 yrs ...not interested on going on tour.

im unemployed atm ... and searching for a job (which i have a spell checked CV for) ... i see GDas a bit of fun a relaxing place i know u guys like things to be done properly but it doesnt bother me andim not using a spell checker.... by that time i might have missed a piss take oportunity :P

it was 6 yrs ago by the way

Ste 27 Sep 2006 12:15

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if you write properly people might actually read what you've written.
if people don't read it then what's the point of posting?

Saphi 27 Sep 2006 12:16

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well u posted so kinda pwn'ed urself again... but a lot of ppl have replied so back on subject pls


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