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Official announcement

A new alliance has been formed over the Christmas Holidays.

We are know as the Golden Oldies. Until such a time as someone comes up with a better name.

We are returning players. Some of you will know who we are, and those that dont will no doubt soon find out.

We are looking for a few players to join us and bring us upto date on current PA. Dont ask us to join, we will ask you.

We anticipate to pwn you all for the first 72 hours until we realise why we left PA in the first place, we shall ensure during those 72 hours that we will constantly remind you that 'you young uns have never had it so good' and that it was 'extra hard back in our day' and that 'in our day we had to walk light years in freezing snow to get a half a dozen roids'.

Regards,
Ritch
High **** of the Golden Oldies

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Those are some nice asteroids you have there.

Would be a shame if someone were to steal them

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Oh hi....

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As I understand it, these days you don't even have to set your alarm for 3am in order to launch a fleet.

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You mean we can actually get some sleep. Are you sure this is PA?

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This all seems highly suspect.

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Pft. Hands up who still wakes up on the hour every hour?

Bloody noobs have it too easy...

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Welcome back. Walking aids on the left, colostomy bags on the right. One each.

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Pfft

You think we didnt come prepared for this?

We have those, we have hearing aids, Mr Magoo glasses , and emergency call buttons in case it all gets a bit too exciting and we need the nurse.

You whippersnappers dont stand a chance. You've only got your Red Bull ,we've got Sanatogen!

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Compared to you, I'm a whippersnapper :P

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sup :cool:

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Due to the returning old players, and **** me they are old, appocomaster has announced new prizes. Now, winning planet wins a years supply of viagra. You heard it here first guys, 3 whole pills just for winning PA.

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You still get up twice in the night to go for a piss, and need glasses to read the Newspaper

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You mean we get a lifetime supply?

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That ain’t gonna do me any good Forest. Is there an alternative?

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Damn kids these days

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Welcome back! Good luck. Allways nice when old players return.

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Welcome back to PA, I would like to apologise in advance for the shit that is the current political situation in the universe and the serious lack of cahones that the HC's running the alliances have.

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Aren't you HC of an alliance that wants to go after them?

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Oi
you poor poor poor fools.

PA is a bad drug and once you feed your habit after a long break you will come to the conclusion that you cant live without it and give even more rounds to your addiction.

Welcome back to PA (Planetarion Anonymous)
We meet nightly at 2:00 AM while we wait for the PA servers to back up.
Airing or grievances and accusations shall begin promptly at 2:15 AM. Fake logs to be submitted by 2:20 AM

Moderators shall rotate nightly

Welcome back....suckers :devil:

HAHAH j/k

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Perhaps things just need to be shaken up a little bit.

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After much discussion we have all decided to forget playing and to go to the pub instead.

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I just want to know when we start our attack on York again.

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rawr and stuff

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Someone please tell my nurse what buttons to press for me.

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Welcome back

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a day's hangover beats 7 weeks of lack of sleep

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You allow yourself to sober up?

On a more professional note. Unfortunately Forest has issues, big issues, which coincidently could very well be what he is selling in future (The Big Issue). And as such is unable to play, partake, advise or participate in the coming round.

In typical PA style I'm sure we will all take this opportunity to firstly not take the piss and to secondly warmly and genuinely wish him the best and good luck in sorting out his real life drama.

Regards,
Rit

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Lack of sleep and screaming weans is a bad mix

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All the best Forest - hope you get some good luck soon

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Fking Forest
(Love you!)

Also, my baby refuses to nap. Maybe I'll show her this stupid thread containing this idiotic idea of us Olds playing and she'll be so bored she'll pass out...ONE CAN HOPE.

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Ive forgotten why I'm here.

It cant be to spam GD as its a dead forum now.

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revive GD!

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Make GD Great Again!

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How do you log into PA again?

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Thank you. I will get it sorted and then I will be back. Will almost certainly not be this round, only time will tell. Might take a few months.
Good luck everyone, in all alliances.

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thats hatters for you O_o

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That was quick.

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This is fun, right? We're having fun?

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We always have fun on Alliance Discussions.

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So, tarantulas or battleships?

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PDS of course Lok, not enough Eonium to launch fleets

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what are 'alliance points'?

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cochese again.

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They're so irrelevant alliances don't even try to get them as a consolation prize when they've lost.

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to lokken again.

Must be an Omega Agency thing ��

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i repped too. :cool:


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cochese again.

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Who are omega agency?

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