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So I was at my ramadan girlfriends place, with her and her two mates. They put on sex and the city. Anyway in this particular episode it was about fetishes, and the point was made everyone has something that turns them on. Now when I was trying to think about it, I think the thing that really turns me on is perhaps the thought of being caught, doing it where I shouldnt, stupid it sounds but I love it when I kiss a womans breasts while she is on top thats always a good turn on too.

Anyway whats your fetish or "turn on" so to speak. Everyone has one im sure.

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Feet, kinda.

I deny everything

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i like feet, they are a good way of telling a decent woman from a bad one, imo.

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pwned

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Legs. Although maybe that's a bit too conventional so I'll go for latex.

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Dace, when you see me post, you seem to see "men".

I think is a reflection on you more than it is me.

Tell us.

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i don't

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Hold on, did you just say that your reflection isn't male?

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Yeah,

It's kind of cute that you think that.

I mean, it's cute the way that your repressed homosexuality has come out in a non agressive way.

Surely! that has to be agreed as cute?

Your repressed homosexual feelings could have led you to pipe bombing a gay pub. So when i weigh up all the pros and cons.

It is better that your repressed homosexual desires leads you to make shit jokes on my forum than if your repressed homosexual desires made you slaughter tens of innocents in cold blood.

but. I must confess.

there is a part of me that (even though you managed to not murder tens of innocent people because you did this instead) would rather that you just admitted that you were gay.

rather than clutter up GD with your shit attempts at schoolyard humour.

I know! I know! That is selfish of me, all i should think about is the lives that were saved!

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Oh my god!

Lets make me gay because the internet is you know, so huge in my life and what happens here is bound to affect me.

uh huh. good thinking guys :rolleyes:

(i sound as bad as sigrid :()

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fet·ish also fet·ich (fĕt'ĭsh, fē'tĭsh) pronunciation
n.

1. An object that is believed to have magical or spiritual powers, especially such an object associated with animistic or shamanistic religious practices.

Err...does a lucky pair of socks count?


Ok, so:
3. Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.

Hmm...belly's on girls. Nicely formed, proportional, slender. However it's not really a fetish as a girl doens't have to have one to get me turned on.
Nothing werid really, I'm just uninteresting. 'Vanilla' as I was called by one girl. That's my problem she said. So I said... a bit of pain preference, some chains, ropes, latex, gas masks and piercings...and roberts your mothers brother, I'm interesting. Or disturbed. Either or.


Oh and by the way, I thought your ramadan gf dumped you. Plus, should she be watching Sex and the City at all? If you can't eat during the daylight hours, I'm proabably right in thinking you cant watch simulated sex and perversion at any time....

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Well kept pubic hair <3

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PRS guitars

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Now i'm turned on as well

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Same

"Welcome to the club" :up:

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o rly

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yeah lol yahwe joking about repressed homosexuality on his forum haha

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Nice girls.

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am not telling

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so you posted to tell us that you're not telling so you could get the attention from people asking what it is?

subtle

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You can't say you're not telling.
Either you post some random comment and/or you post your fetish, or you don't post. You must (secretly) want to force us to tell you!

I've narrowed it down, and it can really only be my cock, heh.

I think the point is more, if she does have one does it turn you on? Not "this is the only thing that turns you on ever"

You can't have all of them, that's greedy. I'd go with the ropes and chains personally, and maybe a few cool piercings.

As long as you watch it when it's dark and you don't get off over it, it's probably ok :up:

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nope, just joining in while i am waiting for my tea to brew.
its not like anything i say could possibly shock or surprise anyone around here anyway is it?

but some things are more real and personal than general banter and gossip, and this is after all a public forum and my mum could find it.

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I'd avoid making a 'grease paint' joke here but it's too obvious and it's what the fans have come to expect from my now one-dimensional comic persona, so there, it's done.

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Ive got a 15 year old girls fetish

They suck at everything in bed, which makes me feel like i'm great.. :up:

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Some people on these forums probably find that a bit mature :p

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I usually get more turned on by my right hand then by most girls

Does that count as a fetish to?

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If it were someone else's right hand, that'd count :up: but your hand.. not really.
I know some people that have a rain fetish (reminds them of the shower...)

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a girl that was chasing my housemate for a while has an electricity fetish.

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I bet she's easy to turn on then
Electricity fetishes have so much potential :up:

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oh we mocked (shocked lol) him for months with bad jokes like that :up: :cool:


edit : also her name is changed to daemonwulf by deed poll. (looks kinda cool on a credit card).

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Deamonwulf sounds more hilarious then cool tbh :o

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Alessio, I don't believe you even realised the "potential" joke you made :(

daemonwulf? She must go on IRC ... I know quite a few people like that on one network.
It's when RPing goes too far :(.

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heh. i don't really know the history of it.

she is kinda fit but thats more on her personality than physically.

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Violence.

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That's very general? Just general violence? Not specifically at you / you doing it / you watching it / directed at certain people?
Whatever floats your boat :D

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So you tried it and liked it ay?

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Consensual violence on someone else. Preferably a pretty girl but I'm not a fussy man.

Nothing too bad of course, I'm not particularly into scars or whatever.

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that falls into the nice BDSM category, which people throw everything into ;)

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I don't really like bondage. If you have to tie someone up then you're probably not doing something right.

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schoolgirls outfits, of the japanese variety preferably

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School girls.

They turn me on sometimes.

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I was pointing more at the "MY forum" bit actually SS...

On topic, I have a bit of a fetish for vaginas.

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Well, I was pointing at both.


Anyway, I understand your fetish.

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I don't think I have a fetish.

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K I don't really get whats legal tender as fetish material. Using something like this definition:

3. Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.

it makes it kind of clear that vaginas can't be a fetish (sorry tomkat) but what about butts? I can have sex with them too. Same with mouths, breasts, and hands. Tbh, if you think there is a body part that you can't have sex with, you probably just aren't trying hard enough.

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Look it's tomkat and silversmoke talking about repressed homosexuality and then tomkat makes a sly comment about how he just enjoys straight-up normal sex and silversmoke agrees and maybe koen can come in and talk about he's never actually had sex with theamion and we can all just roll our eyes and get on with our lives.


It might be a bit difficult having sex with someone's hair. On the plus side of things has anyone actually seen ear ****ing porn on the internet? That'd be downright brilliant.

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I've seen mellon****ing once somewhere in the nineties

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Panzers.

The T-34 and Panther in particular.