Get paid to improve America
The Democractic party is er having a contest to see who comes up with the best idea as to how improve America. The winner receives $100,000. Everyone here is always full of ideas, I saw no requirement that the contestant be a US citizen, but then I didn't look very hard.
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Exile the vast majority of the population, the ones who actually believe this intelligent design nonsense
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can you enter if you're a citizen but not a legal resident?
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Make it compulsary to play radio 4 in all public buildings 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
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change the shitty political system
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they could start with taking the president who actually go the most votes in the election. I am sure that would be quite an improvement!
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Disband the federal government.
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I have already improved America, simply by living and working here.
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- Gather up all the people in the High Plains states and send them to Boston or Baltimore to be civilised.
- Abolish Wyoming. - Seize the assests of McDonalds, distribute the money to the urban poor, and shoot Ronald McDonald. - Make DM Governor of Florida. - Stop calling hamlets with two people and a rancid cat "cities". - Enact a law requiring 60% of the population of Nebraska to be practising homosexuals in an effort to make it interesting and cosmpolitan. - Get rid of the elctoral college. - Get rid of Ann Coulter. etc. |
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Get shot of USA and call yourselves England 2
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Reanimate the corpse of JFK. Install the brain of Genghis Khan inside the reanimated corpse. Have Genghis Kennedy run for president and if he invades less countries in his first term than Bush did make George W hand out free strawberry ice-cream to everyone in Baghdad.
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build more guns!
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-Invade the British Isles and practice the "scorched earth" policy.
-Convert the rest of Europe into slaves. -Use Africa as a free hunting ground, people included as game. -Use the "scorched earth" policy on China and Japan... too many people. -Use Austrailia as a resort. -South America and Mexico to be used similar to Africa. -Russia to be put into concentration camps. -Problem solved, America has improved the world. |
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1. Put all the idiots, republicans, racists, religious fundamentalists, gang-members, corrupt policemen, those who supports US. imperialism and so on, into a single state. Preferbly Texas, since you dont have to move so many then, heh.
2. Nuke. 3. Inspect if there is still living life. 4. If so, nuke again. 5. The population of the USA is down to about 100 million people. The world will be a more peaceful place, and the people of South-America (and other places) can now rebuild they're countries without interference from the "big brother". People from overcrowded places like Bangladesh can move to the USA. 6. The world is a better place. Now submit 100.000 USD to my bank account please :) |
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in this thread, qazokrouge5 demonstrates yet again why he isnt fit to have an opinion :rolleyes:
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Am I allowed a hug and a squeeze?
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So has anyone actually submitted an idea? :0
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PS I am not a legal resident s|k :( |
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Chomsky for President*
* not that he'd actually want to be the president, but hopefully he'd shaft the system with the rough end of a ragman's trumpet if he were there :p |
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Actually, I was thinking of sending her to a hut on the edge of Alaska, just overlooking the Bering Sea. Mabye with Qazok as company.
They would publish a weekly blog called 'hot-headed right wing xenophobic mongchops in a cold climate'. |
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Move all to Canada
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That would be very unfair towards the people who live in Canada now, Sword!
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Yes. What have the Canadians done to deserve that?
I think they could get a proper president, stop invading other places when they can spend so much time improving their own, and stop trying to claim to be all "land of the free" when 5 minutes after you do something all the secret services know about it. |
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nothing, but seemed like a cheap sollution
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I will advocate that my solution is cheaper and more fair.
Im not so sure Texan, dda, Whitetrash, Quazokroug5 and the crew would think so (couse they be down in Texas getting nuked), but you dont wont see me care anyways. |
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How about "Quit invading countries all willy-nilly" |
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We don't want em :( Edit: In retrospect however... it maybe a decent sacrifice... As it means there'd be less wars due to the fact the canadian military is rumored* to consist of two submarines (in a shopping mall), several camoflauged SUVs, and the occasional rabid beaver. *guaranteed Edit #2: We could probably take dda though. He's nice enough and won't likely doom our country to the dark ages will he? ;) |
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Give black Floridians the vote, thus making George and Jeb Bush homeless.
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-Revoke all work visas so euros/eastern hemisphere natives who come over for the high paying jobs can bitch about america from the comforts of their own country
-Kick all illegal immagrants from the eatsern hemisphere out of the country and give illegals from the Americas legal status so they can start paying taxes for the public infrastructure they are so dependent on -stop giving financial support to every third world country who is in need. Straighten out america first, mexico second and south america third. Let the other "wealthy" coutries worry about the eastern hemisphere -Get out of nato and let europe deal with its own messes -Retreat from globalization -Take all the money saved by the above and invest it in education -Abolish outsourcing -in a nutshell, take care of itself first and its neighbors second. To hell with the rest of the world. |
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Why stop there my friend? I propose a small select group of us rich people take over our own state, artificially inflate the property values to an unbelievably high level, secede from the United States and then systematically nuke every major city in the western hemisphere for some much needed living space for our hordes of slaves. I too believe in the motto take care of your own first but to be honest I don't think I have that much in common with the average homeless black person on the streets of Los Angeles. |
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I really have no idea what you are talking about. We have gotten ourselves involved in crap that that is none of our business since our inception (see the barbary wars) It seems to me that america spends x amount of money on foreign aid while its school systems are in shambles and the disparity between the haves and have not have reached an all time high. The republicans in this country seem to care only about big business/globalization and the democrats care about creating a semi socialist state where people dont have to work for a living. I think a blanket statement about "Americans posting on GD without any clue about the history of they're own country" is quite an assinign thing to say to me as I am quite educated on my countries history as well as alot of global history. |
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a) The war against Spain (this is how the U.S gained the Philipines as a colony/puppet btw). b) The wars against Mexico c) The slaugher of the native population d) Importing slaves to get cheap labour I could go on forever, but hey. If you havent got it by now, this is how the U.S became a world power and got rich. By feeding off others. By meddling in other countries affairs. And the U.S have never spent much money on foreign aid. Also most of that foreign aid is used as a tool to extract favours etc. During the cold war the U.S foreign aid was less than 5% of the military budget. Today, U.S foreign aid is about 10% of the Norwegian foreign aid relative to BNP. And supplying arms to the army in Guatemala so they could kill of 2-300.000 people is not foregin aid. Neither is supplying Israel, Egypt or Colombia with arms. Quote:
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I admit that Im not the easiest to impress and that Ive studied history at university, but still. |
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