Dirty Secrets
I find that i now regularly water my wine :(
It is most curious but i do seem to prefer it. It all started really in 2001 when i started adding water to my whisky. i began with soda water but then moved on to just plain tepid water. then lady r confessed that for many years she had watered her wine (in private of course). I find with whites it can take off the acid edge and with reds it dilutes the tannins and prevents a headache. now a part of this is to do with the fact that I have an appalling stomach which produces far too much acid. my blood family have our own congenital defect of the digestive tract. (oh what it is to be famous foe something! ha! [too much in breeding i hear you cry]). but where shall this maddness end? if i am ever found adding water to champagne i want to be shot. i feel it would be kinder. now. you may not think that this sounds like a very dirty secret. how can i explain except to say that we all come from different cultures and this is not a fact about me that i would want 'generally known' amongst my peer group. indeed it could cause much ridicule at my expense. fortunately no one in my peer group thinks of a computer as anything other than a pretend television connected to an off white box and of course "I never find the time to watch television darling", so i am safe. I wondered if any of you had similar dark secrets that might seem very trivial but in fact mean the world to you. |
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I do sometimes wonder how you find a pier group such as the one you have. I thought society had crumbled into small groups of lost individuals desperatly grappling at popular culture to give them a reason to exist.
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yes. i know you think that. it is so terribly sad. it is true that we have become more insular, more isolated, more introverted. but i am sure that you could find us. you might need to make a few changes to your bean obsessed value sytem though ... |
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I've killed people.
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I once voted for a democrat.
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not that i like the democrats. self serving ego maniacs as far as i can tell. but the republicans? i mean honestly. they're like a sort of cult, an organisation based upon the principle that being selfish is 'ok'. :( where is noblesse oblige? EDIT: having taken the time to study american culture I have only found only one proponent of anything that even vaguely represents noblesse oblige. I am very sad to say that is your Spiderman from your comic books. |
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non-shocker tbh, after that chicken-caviar-dinner thread. "you can't turn shit into butter" (Hans Meyer) |
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fancy going to the bar tomorrow? |
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I shall wear my tacky mushroom t-shirt so you can point and laugh. Yahwe minussed me :( |
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about half 8?
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I own all four Smiths albums. And consider them 'essential listening'. :(
Other than that I am pretty much a kleptomaniac. |
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I add water to coke, does that count?
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I add water to rice.
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I don't have any secrets like this that I can think of off-hand. :(
Perhaps this is related to the fact that most people I know would be unsurprised if I urinated in my beverages before consuming them, let alone watering them down. |
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I was sugesting that these 'secrets' were subjective. so one which you might have is that secretly you thought capitalism was ok or secretly you thought that drugs are bad or secretly you always wanted staff etc. |
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However I did meet a girl last night who was both slightly overweight and...well, with fake hair (that ghastly blue stuff goffs seem to like). I was considering going on a date with her. If I did that it would certainly be in secret. Because of the shame and that. |
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I have secrets I will never tell anyone.
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i feel innocent :o
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was this one in a corset as well? |
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I don't drink. People (including most of my friends) have tried to get me to drink at some stage. I usually resist with ease.
However, I know that if a girl, whom I find charming, sits down on my lap with a bottle of white whine and two glasses.... and asks nicely if I would like to have "just one glass" with her and smiled and looked into my eyes... I would probably end up drinking as many glasses as she wanted. So I confess. Even hardcore maoists who long for the days of classwar have they're weak spots. |
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I have never seen the film 'Labyrinth' starring David Bowie. Also Flash Gordon is boring and inferior to Masters of the Universe.
I can only eat steak by pouring more sauce over it than there is meat. All beer tastes crap. These would disgust my friends. It also might give you some idea as to how I waste my life. |
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I returned it after feeling guilty. And realising that it was a useless piece of crap. The whole incident made me realise I'm a good person. |
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Oh, and women over a certain weight should be banned from wearing corsets. Or at least, banned from wearing them until they can figure out a way to keep their massive, flabby, aged tits actually in the corset properly.
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I wouldn't steal dildos. I only do timepieces. And you should wash your mind out with soap.
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I fist leprechauns.
I cant help it, I just love seeing their little faces grimacing on the end of my arms as I walk around pretending they are mittens. |
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I misread it as that too :\
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I have a stocking fetish that my girlfriend is tired of. :(
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The alcohol content is lower , sadly, but I find i enjoy it more. It's nice to know i'm not the only one that gets undesirable after effects from drinking too much red wine. |
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my local sells a drink which is half beer half water for almost £2.50 per pint!
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shandy ?
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