GD is poetry!
Once upon a time there was a place of homosexuality,
It was a place that was not true reality. It was consumed with people who loved to argue then snog, One of them being the sexually challenged nodrog. However this society was controlled, It never stopped JonnyBGood from being trolled. It twas a place immersed in faggotry, the leader being a twelve year old named yahwe. There were twins named stew and ste, but as to why they never had kids together, it is beyond me. You have gay couples including Tocatta&Fogue, but don't forget about the beastial loving HobbieRogue. You have the old and senile Kurashima, Always ranting and thinking he was at Iwo Jima. You have some posters who pretend to be in love with hanson, But we are not fooled, By the delusions of Marilyn Manson. People here are riddled with diseases such as Anal Pain, But that's because they all had sex with AcidRain. TBC... More when I'm bored and have time. All of the lovely members, like what are called the dicks. Which is what lured in JammyJim the homo and his gay lover Hicks. Some of the members are odd, and sit on ears of corn. One example is this is the guy named horn. A boy was once raped, then he ran home.... He now goes under the alias of Androme. Recently there was a newbie, he was desperate to please, So desperate in fact, that he offered to eat shit. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Green Spit. Another user loved to anonomously anal bang, It was a great mystery here, until we found out it was Phang. One tried to cross over, into the heterosexual realm... it was Dace. But he soon gave up on women after he was sprayed with Mace. TBC... again |
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to rhyme yahwe with faggotry you have to pronounce faggotry as 'faggot-tray'
how curious |
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This may be a first , but im tempted to pos-rep a post by QazokRouge.
I may well be going senile (and at 31 as well , good god) |
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General Discussions, 2006
---------------------- Quazok R O Gue Your posts are poor I do not enjoy reading them Stop (stop) Why wont you (stop) Making your posts (stop) We do not want (these posts) here |
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Wee as in pee etc. Hey... that rhymes too! |
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Yah-way
Jah-key-ree Naw-drawg etc etc |
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All of the lovely members, like what are called the dicks.
Which is what lured in JammyJim the homo and his gay lover Hicks. Some of the members are odd, and sit on ears of corn. One example is this is the guy named horn. A boy was once raped, then he ran home.... He now goes under the alias of Androme. Recently there was a newbie, he was desperate to please, So desperate in fact, that he offered to eat shit. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Green Spit. Another user loved to anonomously anal bang, It was a great mystery here, until we found out it was Phang. One tried to cross over, into the heterosexual realm... it was Dace. But he soon gave up on women after he was sprayed with Mace. TBC... again |
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your rhythm is off
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A poem for GD:
__________________ Anal Anally Anally challanged Mentally challanged Mentally Mental Men Not barbie, but Ken or david beckham |
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a poem for Qazok
please just don't what do you hope to gain i'd rather pull off my fingernails than read more of your semi-literate dribbles i cant imagine you're particularly fulfilled either end this dreadful farce stop posting |
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oh, also, how the ****ing christ do 'Fugue' and 'Rogue' rhyme
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He thinks it's spelt "Fogue".
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my name was mentioned
I feel kind of important how cool is that eh? |
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i was trying to do a Haiku :(
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Eyeballs roll skyward
Tumbleweed drifts slowly by Qazok wrote a poem |
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Where Ste tries (and fails) i suceed \o/
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look all we need to know is how tall is quazokrogue?
because anyone this obsessed with being anti-gay would make an easy seduction |
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(it was my first ever attempt at a Haiku - give me a break :crymeariver: ) |
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*touching index finger from your lips to that of your "lover's"* "shhhh, don't say a word" |
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i've lost it though :( edit : Quote:
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I've been using the "shhh, don't say a word" expression for the past 6 months or so ... |
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you'd be amazed at how much more entertaining life gets to be when you start doing it |
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Seems Mr. Adams was wrong about the Vogons....
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how so?
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Well, Mr Qazok, I have to admit
That poem you wrote us was mildly shit. I may seem quite callous but clearly it's true That only Green Spit is as rubbish as you. I hope you enjoyed your creative bout But your rhyming is lacking, your rythme is out. It's hard to accept and you may be confused But that poem was dreadful, our language abused! So now, as I leave you, my message is this: Your poetic mind is as pleasing as piss. |
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ur (f)ine poetry makes me cumm (ings) |
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MILDLY???!!! |
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but you forget Hal-9000 that you are a tit. Boogster says that Qazok stinks of urine, but that's because I pissed on his head. It's poisonous I say! Now Boogster is dead. What is wrong with you, screams the rep giving Nantoz, As he secretly checks his tamponz. |
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QazokRouge5 the neg rep master
tried to write rhyme but got put down faster Stalked by his ex he runs to his plane if i were up there he'd be shot down in flame |
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PS. For the benefit of the uninformed neg-repper, cumm(ings) was a poet who experimented with syntax and layout, and is copied endlessly and mindlessly on teh intarweb. |
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I'm not a homo.
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I may be a tit but at least I'm abreast Of the English language, so give it a rest. It brings me much sorrow to see your reply. A little suggestion - give rhyming a try! Nantoz and tamponz clearly don't rhyme And the piece about urine: an uncoupled line. It surely must register, surely you know That your poetic ramblings take on a new low?! The English language is in disarray And it's all thanks to Qazok, I'm sorry to say. |
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Yo yo yo my nigga
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So far he has stated that everyone is gay and that T&F is a gay couple ... You might say that he is a prime candidate of closet repression ... you might very well indeed say that, but I couldn't possible comment |
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There once was a person with rhymes rather poor
His father a bastard, his mother a hoor. To say he was brilliant is clearly a lie His poems as bad as a week old shit pie Then a group of enlightened ones came to his aid "Stop posting" they cried in united tirade "Our language you clearly need some time to master Your poetry skills are a total disaster" "I Shall not" cried the gent, his voice all a quiver "Give up my wonderful poetry? never! My rhyming is perfect, my putdowns uncanny And besides, just last week i was shagging your granny" On this final remark the GD'ers agreed That this neg rep monsters account must be freed "Off to SA with you" the mods cried as one. And they banned his account , and man was that fun! |
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Please stop, stop, stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop Just stop :( |
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Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban,
Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban, Ban. |
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Yo.... yo... listen up..... listen up....
I AIN'T IMPRESSED ONE BIT WITH YO SHIT IN FACT IT HURTS MY EYES JUST READIN' IT Quzakrogue more like Crappy Prose! Now when I hear you rhyming this here I put my finger up and there's blood from my ear You ain't good, you ain't sick Now look at Kura, he gots the shit! I'll give you small lessons when it comes to rhyme Its yahway not yahwe - he'll cry - get it right Rememebr yahway not yahwe Just think "he's gay" not "manly" And anoter thing yo its Toccata&Fugue It don't rhyme with your name unless your names Dude You know what I see what I think is funny? I'm not even black yet I'm battling you buddy! Maybe I'm just angry my names not in the lyrics Or maybe I'm just pissed that I opened this post But you know I think that I'm speaking for most When I say that this is awful, it's badly written, its crap And you know what dawg? Your shit be whack! Hoooooo hooooo stick your mother****in' hands up for the 313! Stick your hands up for the GD! Stick your mother****in hands up and follow me! G-D! G-D! |
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You're all telling him to stop, but you don't really want him to. Admit it.
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Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up. |
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This thread is bringing out the best in all of us.
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Mine was to the tune of a black-eyed peas song :)
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