A few things that are crap
People who wear scarves indoors, or scarves over jumpers. PS if anyone defends this, its because you're shit.
People who stay in to watch deal or no deal. I had someone say to me they hated having to watch the evening repeat because "someone always spoils it for them by then". What? Unbelievable. People who dont like fish, but havent actually tried it since they were 12 and their parents served them a bit of mackerel or something. get over it. Food allergies in general. It was proved recently you're mostly talking bollocks (excluding nut allergies etc). Im talking about stupid allergies - for example, the other day someone moaned at me because i bought burgers for a bbq with onion in them. "Im allergic to onion, it makes me sick". No youre not. Hold on a second, lend me your phone so i can get your mother to bring you up some coco pops straws and orange juice without bits, and a penis. Censorship in general. The champions league final was great, but it would have been much improved if gabby logan was naked, and we had a live "vagina cam" rather than player cam and all that shit. **** that, dont hog the pussy. Im more offended by bleeped out swearing than by swearing; all you do is draw attention to the shit. Soft porn films? **** off, let people have a decent wank, why moderate it? Get real. Craig Cash. He's a ****ing dick, but i cant quite work out why The fat guy from spin city who appears in scrubs every now and again. he's got a face that wouldnt stop absorbing punches, probably even more than morrisey. Golf jumpers. The ones with the diamonds, and the striped ones. Play golf, or **** off. Gretna's rise up the leagues being called a fairy tale, when theyve been backed by a rich bastard, rather than a significant number of fans. Its a fairy tale only because its an artificial "rags to riches" story and bandwagon for people to jump on early. The looming possibility that Brazil will win the world cup which is the only thing for me that could spoil the tournament, considering the plethora of teams capable of winning. (Germany, Italy, Holland, Argentina, Brazil, France, England). The fact that even i consider England to have a ****ing chance in the world cup is thoroughly depressing. It pains me to say it but they could do it. The fact that when england probably dont win the world cup, they have so many ready made excuses. Islam. The economist. Its remarkably entertaining and informative articles are ruined by the fact its an apologiser for the bourgeosie uber rich capitalists. They published a "rough guide to philanthropy". Oh please, dont force that shit down my throat. Jumping red spiders. The fact dogs are allowed on buses. Guide dogs, ok. Everyone else, **** off. dont take a bus to walk your dog you ****ing tool. My own weakness of seeing "reduced" labels on food and buying it before considering whether i want it or checking the price. The other day i bought a reduced bashed tin of tesco beans (i normally eat heinz but was in a rush and couldnt be ****ed going back to the aisle). I got home to find it said "reduced from 75p to 49p" - what - 49p for tesco beans - reduced? **** off i got robbed. |
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An important point i missed was that Paul Merton is of course, hilarious on Have i got news for you, but Room 101 is pretty ****ing shit, and he is terrible. He fake laughs at unfunny guests, which is so far away from the hilarious ****er he portrays on have i got news.
And shit acronyms. HIGNFY just looks shit. it reads Hignify. Hignify isnt a ****ing word, so **** you. MMORPG or whatever looks equally ****ing shit, you ****ing assholes. |
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Also, turn your ipods down or buy some decent headphones you ****ing morons. |
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this thread didnt make the list :(
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I like most fish, but I'm sorry - tuna is just gut-wrenchingly disgusting.
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smoked salmon and scrambled egg make the best sandwich ever.
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Misanthropy in general, in particular people who prefer dogs/cats to other human beings because of severe personality problems they've developed.
White people who want to be/look black, black people who want to be/look white, Asian people who want to be/look white (or black), rich people who want to look poor, poor people who want to look rich, and so on. On a similar vein, it seems odd to me that so many Japanese games have European central characters. p.s. The Economist is a good publication. It is biased as hell but that is rather the point, and at least it is fairly open about this unlike (for example) the BBC which is under some strange illusion it is being 'impartial'. p.p.s. With HIGNFY or MMORPG, would you prefer people wrote out the terms in full every time they wanted to refer to these things? |
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We've missed you Deffeh
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I suppose you're right Dante, but its still frustrating. I find it a good primary source of information but i have to be on guard all the time :( And now as im growing older i'm realising how flawed some of my dad's logic and political orientation is; and how the economist has absolutely brainwashed him. Ie he thinks oil is denominated in dollars because "its just easier that way" and rejects anything else as my lecturers teaching me the world as a "big capitalist conspiracy".
Im not sure about the acronyms. Either shorten them, de-capitalise them, or just use the first/most important words in the sentence. Babies are a given to be annoying, nod, but unfortunately banning them from buses is more problematic. |
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HE'S 48??? You'd have thought he'd have learned better by now. Maybe he has early onset dementia or something. |
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while we're being petty...
england flags on cars (especially those that were there since april, or even from euro2004) and the three kids right now outside my window kicking a ball against a row of garages in the rain, who do such things as cheer themselves "yay" when they hit a 40ft wide target, and shout "Thierry Henry!" as they kick the ball. I get a break every three minutes when the ****wits kick the ball too high and take five minutes walking round to fetch it back. |
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car flags, a cast iron guarantee that one of the dregs of society will be driving the car itself.
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I despise unnecessary negativity.
Also those ****ing bastards who get on a train before you get off it, why the **** do they do that? The train isn't going to go anywhere in the five seconds it takes me to get off and if you race to get on you'll just get everyone ****ing walking into each other and causing problems and it doesn't matter if you get a seat or not if you're ****ing dead because i ****ing killed you! |
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1-X is upset because they aren't pretending to be wolves players :(
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Deffeh, you missed out 'GD these days'.
But that's because certain people are only posting the same thing over and over again in every thread. Hopefully your masterful bile will spur this place back to life a little, even in the short term. Oh and welcome back. |
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Seriously, you know people who stay in to watch Deal or No Deal? The only reason I'd ever watch it when it's on is to see how close my "bankers prediction" is to the real thing. It's truly awful cheap television :(
The fish thing is interesting actually - I've never been keen on seafood. I eat fish if given it, but I'd never choose it in a restaurant. But then, I haven't tried anything more exciting than a piece of cod since I was 11 or so. OK DEFFEH - you've convinced me! Next time I get a chance, I'll sample something more exotic! The rest of your complaints don't make my blood boil, or even go slightly lukewarm I'm afraid :( |
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Having cancer must be pretty crap.
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When airline staff let people with children board the plane first!
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Also, what is ''trying to be white'? The only time Ive ever heard that term, its been in the context of ghetto black people using it against other black people who aspire to get out of the gutter, or break racial solidarity, perhaps by doing well in school, trying to get a good job, and so on. Is Colin Powell an example of a black man trying to be white? |
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I don't know anything about Colin Powell except that he probably should be executed for his role in various US military actions. I can't comment much beyond that. I hear he's very well spoken though. I certainly wouldn't say being educated, getting a good job, etc are particularly "white" characteristics if that's what you mean. If Colin Powell tried to talk with a broad Irish accent while playing the bagpipes, wearing a kilt and attending KKK meetings then yeah certainly. |
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And no, they didn't (couldn't) attempt to justify it. Edit: I found it quite amusing that the presenter took five minutes of Parkinson's time explaining the depth and interesting nature of the show. |
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And the fact that they're always on cars driven by people who look like they're a membert of the national front. And "it's patriotic fs" is not a ****ing excuse. they look pathetic :( |
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I admit that my knowledge of evolutionary psychology is fairly limited, but I would be suprised if there was any evidence suggesting that black people are genetically influenced towards liking baggy pants and gold chains, or that white people have genetic biases in favour of nice suits and khaki's. I would imagine that some white people choose to dress in clothes which have traditionally been associated with blacks because they genuinelly like the way that those clothes look. Similarly, I doubt that black people listen to heavy metal music because they are (sub)consciously trying to gain Whitey points which they can trade in for a big screen TV. edit: Does it annoy you when men consciously decide to dress like women (lol). |
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* = This can be reformulated into the much more simple; anyone that likes something I don't like is evil. |
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I dont get where race enters into this; some subcultures are just shit. A black chav wouldnt be shit because he was acting white, he would be shit because he was a chav. |
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posting in agreement with nod, the best i can figure dante out is that he thinks people who don't conform to 'type' are crap, although i have to say its very confusing. I think he means something along the lines of people who don't represent the 'hood irrespective of whatever 'hood that was are crap, the ploretariat shouldn't dress well (or something).
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edit : Although I would probably say my style of dress is crap for other reasons but I'm too lazy to change it. |
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But seriously id agree that people taking on simplistic shallow representations of other cultures or fashion trends in order to give themselves some sort of 'edge' are usually tossers, but i wouldn't class it along race lines. I think the man who put up the statue of mel gibson in scotland is a complete and utter dickhead regardless of whether he is infact scottish. Im a snob. I can admit it :p ps you must hate poor blastoderm :( |
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thing is blasto you really shouldn't listen to the people on this forum, they like shit rock (like blink182) whereas im more into the roots
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Here's hoping you realised that. |
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That is why i said blink182, wasn't it kind of, well, obvious? Quote:
What puzzles me is his kids...aren't black. |
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It's not his sperm.
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Has he ever admitted to that?
edit: just read wiki on it |
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Also, my girl-friend's house maintains itself warm during winter and really cool during summer. She lives in the suburbs..... Osterley to be precise (not far from Heathrow). It's gets ****ing freezing in the winter over there. It's all the central London houses that are ridiculously built shit. As for the architecture... well I have no objections with it. I still think other major cities in the world are better than London by a mile. |
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