Secret Salad
 

In keeping with the festive spirit I feel that we should all contribute towards the healthy eating of piglet.

Therefore I propose a 'secret salad' where we all sign up to send piglet a fresh vegetable in time for christmas, or in time for his first coronary, which ever is sooner.

Join up now!!

Re: Secret Salad
 

I can possibly send him some celery. Whether it survives two or three weeks in the post from canada is a different story however.

It's the thought that counts right?

Re: Secret Salad
 

Salad?

Vegetable?

Fresh?

these words are foreign to me, I'm afraid I cannot help. I could maybe send a tin of 5 year old, tinned sweet corn from the back of the cupboard, if that would help.

It's just like Harvest. Giving bad food to old people in need.

Re: Secret Salad
 

hmmmm... No salad here. Though I do have a Geranium. It's also a plant so it should be fine, no?

Re: Secret Salad
 

He'll deepfry or batter anything we send him so there's little point, although it is a noble gesture yahwe :(