Gay experiences on the forums
 

lolololol ur a fag lol.


Now that we've cleared that up this is a thread to discover the number of gay experiences.

I'd like a poll later but for now it goes something like this

1) Jerking off while having gay thoughts
2) Being attracted to someone you know [in real life] of the same sex*
3) Kissing someone of the same sex
4) Non-penetrative sexual acts
5) Arse banditry.

Thought of another
6) Online sexual experiences with another individual of the same sex



Also (if you can remember) what percentage of your total sexual experiences were these.



PS For comedy value we're all going to say whether or not we think someone's telling the truth after each post.



PPS For the record, I'm one from column 1 and zero from everything else.

*add if applicable

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

0, in any category.

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Liar, liar pants on fire.

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

As JonnyBGood edited his post to remove the 'in real life' requirement from option 2, I'd have to go for that option. Very occasionally I see pictures of men (no, clothed ones) that I reckon I'd be attracted to if I were a woman.

I actually once had a lengthy discussion with Yahwe about that as well. A debate about whether acknowledging someone of the same sex as beautiful constitutes being gay or bisexual. It was a long time ago, and I can't remember the specifics. That may be a good thing.

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What if I feel like a woman and have lesbian experiences, as a wise man once said something about?



PS. Why the **** are you asking? Curious?

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

I really have no incentive to lie about it since I'm pro-gay dude.

Oh, although, T&F's best friend is a transexual and is mildly cute, but she looks like a girl. I wouldn't say (s)he was attractive though.

p.s. I wished my neuroses were merely to do with something gay, rather than slightly more problematic utter self-loathing, heh.

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

<JonnyBGood> who thinks i should start a thread about gay experiences on the forums?
<JonnyBGood> actually
<JonnyBGood> the hell with it i will


you need to spend more time on irc qbll.

If you do feel like a woman and have lesbian experiences then say that. This is an inquiry into actual events not an abstract philosophical debate over the essential nature of the sentence "you are such a faggot queball".

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

I thought that 'Greatest Brainteasers' thread was pretty gay.

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

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Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

Ok, 1 2 and 6 (hi inf) as male/male and 3 as female/female if it counts (drunk, in drag etc)

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

You shouldn't have made such an ambiguously titled thread.

And I'm drinking PEPSI

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I do 1 constantly, do 2 and 4 as well

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

We should all meet up and have anal sex.

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I hope youre all clean :( I dont want to replace my virginal bum with an STD/I

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

Heh,like your bum virginty wasnt taken by that burly sailor you met while drunk down the docks one night!

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

If you post in this thread you have to say what your experiences were. Bar MrL who nobody seriously expects to stay on topic.

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3, once

and 3 a number of other times during "truth or dare" but they dont really count, i think.

i never LIKED IT!

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

I don't drink so it didn't happen.

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i was once looking a picture of a pretty lady with no clothes on, then i scrolled down to see she had man bits flopping about, i got all confused and had to have a lie down :(

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

Ok then....none of the above

Though there's no option for fisting!






Heh,not that I've ever done that you understand

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

apparently shemale porn is more popular than gay porn on the net

apparently

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sometimes the urls are deceptive and before you know it you've got a HDD full of pictures of men with boobs :(

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to pyr0 at least am I rite

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

i feel gayer for reading this thread.

1) 0
2) 0
3) 0, depending on the definition of kiss
4) 0
5) 0
Thought of another
6) Every 13 year old cybersex adventure was probably one with the same sex in retrospect.

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

None of the criteria above is met by me.

Only cybered women.

On another note I have been hit on by gay men(to the point of having to resist advances), it would help though if I didn't make myself look available by attending a gay night with chums and pissing about on the dancefloor in an overtly gay way (rubbing each other's nipples and actually having a laugh).

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

1) 0
2) 0
3) 5 (I'm a man-magnet :()
4) 0
5) 0
6) 0

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

If I recieved a blow job from another straight man, would that make me gay? If so then 4.

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That could reasonably come under "arse banditry".

1-6, because I'm so damned great they just can't help themselves :cool:

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I once touched a man's hand

Accidentally!

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

1)frequently
2)frequently
3)once
4)once
5)never (and hopefully never will)
6)three or four times

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

1) lots
2) a few times
3) lots
4) some
5) yup
6) a bit

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

i hugged a good friend happy new year... does that count?

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

1 - Frequently
2 - Frequently
3 - Once
4 - Once
5 - Once
6 - Never

phang why don't you want it up the bum?

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anal sex seems to be treated as the gay man's alternative to the missionary poisiton. but it's not. reproduction is not somehow aided, by all accounts it hurts like hell, and im fairly sure that just being nekkid in a bed with someone is a lot better than having someone rip you a new asshole...

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It's natural to be afraid. Er, apparently.

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it doesn't hurt if it's done properly, most people think you just STICK it in (that goes for most straight men too ofc) which is wrong :rolleyes:

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

fair enough.

is it better than 69ing then? surely thats more mutually beneficial ;)


[ps those TeamSpeakServers banner ads are pretty ace]

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

bloomers once pm'ed me with:

i put him on ignore shortly after and just cyber forum pm'ed pyr0 for the gay.

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imo opinion oral > anal but i'm odd so who knows. so 69ing is probably better, but then it halves the time needed instead of one after the other. i think that's an important issue! :/

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you didn't make him come when you gave him head. lol.

what kind of shit head giver are you? a shit one? yeah though so!

haha

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

hahaha, that's funny. although I don't remember that actually because it doesn't sound like something I would say.

PLUS it doesn't show up in any logs, you're such a liar

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

THATS MY WHOLE POINT!

(ps "imo opinion" is redundant dude :))

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

If you're a bloke, there's no point asking a woman what it's like being on the receiving end of bumsex0r.

They lack the parts that make it enjoyable for men.

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i blame him, i was great

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heh.

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if she tilts her hips he will hit all the same places inside her as he would by being in her front
and she gets the kinky bit of having him doing rude stuff
and its a nice feeling thing by itself, guess there is extra sensitivity there

relax and fiddle a bit first
little by little
it doesnt hurt if there is gentleness

dont be scared at all :)
better than 69 as there isnt the mismatched hight thing
or the problem of having to do and be done at the same time

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

scared of a willy in your bottom?
i bet you have done big fat poops about the size of willies before

its a stretchy kinda place

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

Who are you talking to?

Re: Gay experiences on the forums
 

me probably.


true as this is, they're GOING THE OTHER WAY. i dont want them actively trying to be in me, yknow?

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lol

Run Phang, run.