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My vote goes to:

- Attempting to commit suicide and failing

Now what happens is other people suggest other things and it'll be cool.

Maybe we'll even all agree by the end of the thread.

I'm not counting on it tho.

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throwing up all over a girl you are trying to chat up in the middle of a club?
my friend still cant show his face because of that one, he refuses to come back from uni and go out around here anymore :)

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Shitting the bed of a hot girl you just slept with.

Happened to my cousin,she told EVERYONE and he ended up leaving the city there for about 2 years.

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Excellent one ICY :up:

You did good rr_0 fella too.

More please.

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[comedy]

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Being Nodrog.

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it's like a double funny.

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Uncontrollable Flatulence when shes just told you why she loves you very much and youre the most special person shes ever met.

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I shat myself on a bus and had to pretend I hadn't for the duration of the ride home.



And we're not talking solid matter here.

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When I was first with my ex-girlfriend, we used to try to find places to fool around. Her parents were kind of religious, so I had to earn their trust first. So her place wasn't an option. And my parents got a bit funny at the time because I had 2 kid sisters, and I might warp their fragile little minds ;o

So we ended up doing it a fair bit in my car.

Anyway, on this one occasion we went up to one of the cliifs in Jersey, to a carpark. We parked, and got down to kissing and removing clothes awkwardly. It was kind of cold, so we had a sleeping bag over us.

This car drew up behind us. We ignored it at first, rudeboys often liked doing handbreak turns around those kind of places. But it stopped rather near to us, and turned on Full Beam, facing us. We then thought it must just be some punk kids trying to embarass us. So we hid under the sleeping bag thing for a bit, and waiting for it to go away.

Then this door opens on the car, and we heard warning. I absolutely shat myself. Then there was this "tap tap tap" on the window. I peek out from the sleeping bag, and this bright yellow coat was there. It was the police. I open the window, stark naked, to a grinning policeman and his laughing mate. He asked if we were ok, I mumbled, he said "yeah, I can see you're doing FINE!" then he said a load of stuff about people doing drugs up there or something.

That was really embarassing ;(

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wouldn't people have noticed the smell?

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with my ex, shew liked doing it in public places, so we ended up in a public park, u kno one with swings an stuff... and there was a treehouse, with a door an all, so we went there, anyway we went in and shut the door, and about half way through, a lil boy and his dad, we didn't notice until they came in and the little boy said "what are they doing daddy" and the dad just laughed and said, they're exploring their heaven" and left..... that was embarrasing....

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you do realise pab, when i see you at MrL's housewarming if you try and chat up anyone, that story is coming out to play :)

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Yep. It didn't really have time to properly mature though.

I was trying to think of a witty comeback but can't. So I'm left with no choice but to not chat anyone up at MrL's housewarming, an event I'd not heard of until now.

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i thought he had told you???? i am sure that he told me that you were going to be there (thgere again, he hasnt even decided on a date for it yet)
also: i could be wrong

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I was told about 'something' but I assumed by your post thar be a date me'arties.

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nah, no date so far to the best of my knowledge, its just 'something that is going to happen...'
:)

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According to Deerbarn , most people wouldnt have noticed the difference ......

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****ing my older sister's barbie naked(both me and the barbie) at age of 4 in my bed and have my mom and sister enter my room while 'doing it'.

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That's ****ing nasty and made me go 'aaaaaaawww ****' irl.

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*paging anyone who can tell us who's gimmick account this is to the thread please*
:D

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LOL - I hate to burst your bubble but as a bus driver, let me tell you................the driver would have known it was you and what you did.

I have a regular passenger who continually wanks the whole time he's on the bus and thinks we don't know but we do !!!

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My most embarrasing thing was being caugfht putting chewing gum in my coat pocket when I was 16

Vaio

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Deerbarn once handed me three floppy disks with horse pornography on.

I think that just about balances out the 'smell' jibe.

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At the risk of getting banned..

Gunn3r

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There wasn't much smell since it didn't have time to propagate. There was however a waddle of some half-mile to my house upon exiting the bus.

Thank Christ there wasn't drippage, tbh

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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
pabs mate, i would never have admitted to that, not in a month of sundays :)

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I have no self respect.

I think we've now concretely established this for future reference =(

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Or bowel control :((((((

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Well shitting yourself can happen to the best of us I guess....

I recall it happened to Gary Lineker,shitting himself in an England match and having to slide tackle someone to try to cover it up,then at half time went in an changed.
Was it Stuart Pierce said he resembled "a woodland animal" or something like that heh