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I heard someone say the phrase "shot in the face" today, and before I relized it I had said "with bullets or cum?"

This occured in front of about 30 people and homophobic looks ensued.

Figured you guys would like a laugh at my expense.

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ok, but not at that.

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lol

you know homophobes

heh

where do you work? 1952?

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in a nursery

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What are we laughing at?

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Dear GD,


Today I made a funny..

nobody laughed tho

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Are you getting de ja vu about the joke now :salute:

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Deja poo more like

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Deja poo more like

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Intently, or just out of mild interest?

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here goes:

step 1: lift your own weight off that comfy chair infront of your monitor and start walking towards gym. Tell me how that step goes so i can further assist you :d (and i specifically tried to type in "you" instead of "u" knowing how it upsets u)

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wtf kinda hole in Earth are you from...

here doctors generally try to avoid using dumbells, at least while they work.

good luck with that cardio... i hear "Dance Dance revolution" works. give it a try

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I think it went a little to far over your head.

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too far tbh...
i dont comprehend personal attacks that are too blunt :)

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Personally I wonder in what direction you should towards something when you're already inside it. Perhaps we can expand another dimension for this purpose!

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Back to the Gay Bar dressed as a Pirate in the hopes that you'll meet another girl who will attempt to give you some in the bathroom, and then your heart will race as you wonder yet again why you can't get it up? That doesn't seem like fun cardio to me.

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ok ok... there was never a note that one is INSIDE some gym... on the internet

i rest my case

and expanding into a new dimension is so a new hip thing to do... ever tried it ?
requires some help from amphetamines, but other then that, its totally cool :D

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horn is an internet celebrity and even though he doesn't have the internet at home, it's widely known amongst us cool kids that he accesses it at the gym. He also somehow manages to be on GD more than any of us!

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thats alot of gym... sorta... i am sure his fingers are all muscled out :p

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I'm glad you seem to be taking my place as the resident dickhead. But we need to work on your skill. You can't just barge in here making shit posts and run around like a chicken with its head cut off...

You see, we build to that.

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Fixed!

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I am a passenger. And I ride and I ride. I ride through the city backsides, I see the stars come out in the sky. Yeah, the bright and hallow sky, you know it looks so good tonight.

I am a passenger.

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:salute:


Keep it simple but intensive. Don't move iron more then 1,5 hour a session. Don't be a member of the chest-bicep only crowd. Muscles do not develop in the gym, they grow when resting and getting proper feedage. Base your schedule around compound exercises. Local fatburning is a myth. More isn't better. Perfect form is overrated (in certain circumstances). Deadlifts do not **** up your back, neither do squats weaken your knees faggot. Don't listen to people stating there's only one method of training all others are shit. Do not get affected by people saying you're obsessed about this, they're always the same wankers that sit on their cough every evening eating shit while rotting away smoking watching shitty television programs. Never speak about the terms bodybuilding/powerlifting to nonfanatics, it's fitness, just to prevent getting all kinds of tiresome ill-argumented shit thrown at you.

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Man, this reminds me of the other day. I went to the supermarket nearest my office (Waitrose) and for the first time in about two years we had a black person working on the till. But there was some kind of problem with scanning some item of food and it took ages and I could see my friend was getting agitated.

Anyway when we were done he said "Shocking they employed a black person here for once."
And I said "Yeah. Waitrose? More like Whitetrose, am i right?" in my best GD accent but he had no idea what I was talking about and some old people stared at me and then I had to leave the store. :(

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God ****ing dammit I saw that 'I'm waiting for some weightlifting advice' and then was about to dive in with a fake SilverSmoke post and then he went and ****ing posted already and I'm pretty devastated so I'll just take the piss out of that Mirai bloke from a while back who INJECTED BLEACH INTO HIS EYES FOR THE HIGH MAN

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its not an argument bound by a specific place, nor have i started it really,

but hey, its your place, so lead by example... show me, oh great one, how the do is done ! :p

<3

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Stop it, you're killing me :(

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I've never actually seen a girl hanging on a man's biceps before.

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You live in America, not even Arnie could hang many of your women from his biceps!

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Dick Cheney/Ron Jeremy joke ensues

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I am glad for this word of clairification. I always thought that it was Horn who got accessed at the gymn.