Things you do that you are ashamed of
 

ITT you tell us all about things that you do that you are ashamed of but do anyway.

I pick my nose a lot when I'm on my own and just wipe it on the underneath of my desk. I take great satisfaction in scraping it all off when it's all dried. It's pretty gross I suppose. I don't eat my bogeys though.

My room is right next to the living room, so if I masturbate and there are people in there I have to clean up in my room. I often just use a dirty hanky and throw it in the laundry, but sometimes I've used dirty boxers and socks.

I piss in the shower, which apparently is disgusting but I don't really see how if you aim it to go straight down the plughole.

I often will just sit on my own with my hands down my trousers, just because it's comforting. I wouldn't say I was ASHAMED of it, but I always remove it quickly if someone comes in or whatever, so I suppose I am.

Between my smallest toe and the one next to it on my left foot, I think I have athlete's foot. I take great pleasure, every 2-3 days, in just rubbing this area raw until it hurts. Then I let it heal. I've been doing this for a few years now.

I often trim my nosehairs with my nail scissors. Again, I didn't think this was such a big thing to be ashamed of, but it obviously is as I don't like people to see it so lock the bathroom door while I do it.

Occasionally when I haven't trimmed down below for a while, my ball sack and that general area is quite smelly in the morning. I actually quite enjoy sniffing my hand after having it down there, and smelling "myself". I'm aware this is disgusting, but I don't care. I sometimes even do it slyly when there are other people in the room.


So what do you do?!

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I'm very hairy in the nether regions and I masturbate fiercely while plucking the hairs lodged around my asshole.

I also pick my nose, but I often take the boogeys and attach them to the wall. On every second thursday of the third week of the month, I scrape them all into a plate and celebrate by shouting "jihad".

I pee, fart and masturbate in the shower. The difference is that I get the fluids and use them to wash my body.


I also lie a lot.

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procrastinate

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we are so alike. :cool:

(will add more tomorrow)

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Moderate this forum.

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Occasionally I throw my hands in the air like I just don't care.

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i have been known to blow my nose on washing as it goes into the machine, i didnt think there was anything wrong with it until my bf freaked out,
and i pee in the shower.

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How is that any fun?
How can you possibly aim at the shampoo bottles on the side to knock them off?

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People piss in the shower? thats just f******* disgusting :(

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Sometimes I feel I have to lift my head and scream

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That you in horn's avatar, DM?

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my wife and mother in law nagged me to write a poem for like a year before her brother's wedding, and i finally caved. i was ashamed enough that i demanded that no one ever admit i was the one that wrote it.

and pretty much everything in the thread above here except i don't pee in the shower. there's a toilet right there (i urinate in the street from time to time, but that more belongs in my 'pride' thread than here).

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Read the remedies and folklore section here and then maybe you'll stop pissing down the plughole. :p

Re the topic:

I too have been known to piss in the shower. (Preventative clearly)
I drink milk straight from the carton.
I drink OJ straight from the carton (which somehow seems worse than the milk)
I'll drink coffee from the same mug for 2 or 3 days without washing it :|
I often go out wearing odd socks.

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Drinking coffee from dirty mugs is nothing to be ashamed of, our office and most other people I see in the building (there's a shared kitchen) do likewise. The boliing water will kill germs and stuff :)

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I pick my nose and my ear. I dont eat what comes out but I dispose of it by throwing or placing it underneath things like tables/couches.
I scratch my balls alot. I also aren't really ashamed of it and will do it anywhere if im not carefull, but it's very embarrasing due to peoples reactions to it.
I sing alot even if I dont want to. Like, I can walk down the street and sing, without knowing. And it's always a very cheesy tune, like Maria Carey or something. It's not that I'm ashamed of it, but I sing very poorly and everybody teases me about it.

More seriously, I lie alot. I know that I'm doing it, it's not like I have to. But I often lie to avoid confrontations (very seldom for my own sake, mostly so that others wont get mad at eachother), or to keep the peace. It's a very bad habit, but I'm pretty good at it. There is only two persons I've ever met that can always tell when I'm lying, and thats my two best friends. Strange, eh?

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I get up in the middle of the night to "talk" to people I don't know, and put numbers into a spreadsheet webgame on the internet. I pick my nose. I drink milk from the carton, and I piss on the walls of houses that belong to people I don't like (Only when I'm drunk, but still...)

I hum, whistle and sing, while I think I'm alone. If someone walks past me while I do, I blush furiously. I read "romantic" novels, but only to read the sex scenes (Read as in past, not present. Eventually I didn't have to read about it anymore). Scratch myself in weird places, but only when I think people aren't watching. So far, I have never been caught (I think).

I blend my vodka too much, likewise with rum.

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I steal underwear from my neighbours washing line.










He still hasn't noticed.

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I'm not sure what you mean by ashamed. I don't really do that much which I personally feel guilty about afterwards.

Of course there's plenty of things I only do in private, and there's things I don't normally advertise to people, but I'm not sure if that counts as shame. I presume most people don't really want to hear what I wank into so I rarely bring the topic up in conversation.

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I don't personally feel 'ashamed' of the things I have listed. I don't really feel ashamed of anything I do. I suppose they are things that other people might consider disgusting or ill mannered. I sometimes cut my toenails straight onto the carpet and then don't clean it up for a few days. I don't feel ashamed of this but it probably pisses my boyfriend off.

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horn, you my friend, are ****ed up




i do, and have done, nothing that i am ashamed of, whats the point in shame, if you did/do something, you did/do it for a reason, if it causes you shame,then don't do it

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I am ashamed that Ive turned down sex so many times, just becouse Im picky.

(thanks to dace for making me realise this)

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Read these forums and ask "What did i do to deserve this" , to some non-existent god that my society has built its modern day belief structure around.

I also send too many text messages to people for no good reason.

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You surely must have done something you are ashamed of? Or that you wish you hadn't done?

There are numerous situations that go on rewind in my head, every once in a while. Usually on bad days. Some make me smile a little because they were so silly, others make me clench fists because I feel bad about it.

Perhaps your parents surprised you when you were masturbating, or something (They did with me... not ashamed, of doing it, but letting them see I did it), there is obviously something you have done that you are ashamed of.

Perhaps the topic should've been "Things you did that you are ashamed of"

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I really have nothing I am ashamed off I think, maybe that I like to watch myself too much in the mirror but I guess that isn't very unusual when you're doing intensive weighttraining. When for example I am hugging my girlfriend in the bathroom and she notices that I am watching myself in a mirror I feel like a massive wanker.




Also, pissing in my baththub while showering :(

Sometimes I seem to have something that could be described as verbal dyslexia (I have no idea if this really exsist) which can be very annoying in some social situations.

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I don't care enough to be ashamed for anything.

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I piss in the sink in my room.

I sometimes clean up my seman with a sock or boxers if there are no tissues lying around.

I like pissing outside, whenever I go to my girlfriends I say I am going for a cigarette but instead I have a ciggy and a piss in her garden. I thought this was ok, until she caught me one day and gave me one of her looks (I dont like going upstairs, lifting the seat etc).

I once didnt change my sheets for about 6 weeks.

If I run out of clean boxers/socks for a few days, I dont care.

I seem to have my hand constantly just sitting down there, when im watching tv or relaxed, it does nothing but feels comfortable.

I once stopped half way through sex, made up an exscuse that I had to go home all because someone sent me a teletext in said internet game because I was going to lose my fleet.

I phone up my friends when im taking a shit.

I drink orange juice/milk etc from the carton.

I steal my housemates food sometimes.

Ill slip a plate or two into my housemates washing up.

I cheat/ed on my girlfriends.

I slept with my ex girlfriends best friend to get back at her.

I have had sex more than once and I cant remember a thing.

I smoke.

I once got an extension on an essay because I told them I was arrested.

I had a wank at work sometimes.

In all honesty im not really ashamed of those at all. They are quite bad and leave a slight dent on my conscience but on the whole I myself dont really feel too ashamed about them.

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You know in American psycho when christian bale is ****ing those two girls and instead of looking at them he's staring at himself in the mirror? You remember that bit? Where's he admiring his biceps?

















Anyways my point is it's only a matter of time before you start killing people.

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I'm ashamed I'm like horn.

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I shouted out a male friends name during sex with my ex because it was boring. We split up soon after

I habitually steal from convenience stores

I used to piss in peoples sinks at parties if I was *very* drunk

Ive pulled guys on more than three occasions for the purpose of getting fired into a girl

I have a fascination with trying to steal boats when I'm drunk

I slept with a friends wife in his house (he hates her and is getting divorced very soon, they only live together for convenience reasons)

I'll probably regret mentioning some of these somehow in the future....

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this thread make me think that im not that ****ed up
:)

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And despite all that... we still love you horny one....

But come on, smelling your own turd? on purpose? man! dat shit be whack.

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Also madi, I know you're holding out on us!

Come on, what sort of depraved shit goes on in the privacy of your bedroom/bathroom/office????.....

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1. Twice... You never been in a situation where a girls like... Well you two kiss, and we will....

One of the times I ended up in bed with the girl later on that night. Only to have people burst in and pelt us with party sausage rolls :S

2. I blame it on being half portuguese myself...

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The only original thing I can add to this thread (although tbh im not ashamed of anything in a personal way, it's more that there are plenty of things I do I know others would find unpalatable) is making cigarettes/joints out of what is left in all the stubs in the ashtray when i run out of tobacco/weed/both.

I've done quite a few other things people have mentioned too though.

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I play Planetarion

but most of all
I cant take a piss when there aint a lock on the toilet. my penis just cloggs up and refuses to work. it comes to a point where i wouldnt mind pissing my pants just to get rid of that awefull "i gotta go to the toilet" feeling, but i cant coz my pants aint locked.

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hahaha

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plenty, but nothing i am ashamed of :p

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Most things have been mentioned allready.

In addition however: I enjoy romantic movies more than any other type, and often watch them before falling asleep when I'm feeling a bit 'down' (yeah, they cheer me up :o).

I once took the expression 'milf' a bit too literally and, in my drunken state, saw 'no reason why not to do it' (sleeping with the mother of someone I know).

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Good on ya!

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I've done that a few times and if anything im proud of it.

:/

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im not really ashamed of it, i tell most people those things. Everyone has something that the masses would cringe at when really they do just as weird things too.

But wanking at work :up:

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it was a slow afternoon in the office.

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Sometimes when I'm absolutely wasted and in a certain local club I go into the cubicle and to the left of the toilet is a thumb sized hole in the floor. Anyway I aim for this hole thinking that one day the ceiling will collapse with my urine (the loos are upstairs). I am always ashamed the next day because it's such an absolutely disgusting thing to do. I sincerely hope I never do this again but I am unstoppable when I'm drunk, it would do me good to get caught and get a good kicking I think. :(

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This used to happen to me at urinals when I was younger.... And heres me thinking I was just weird.

Actually if I'm to be honest this whole thread a feelgood for the whole 'thank god I'm not that much of a weirdo'.....

I went to a party once where we had a similar conversation to this, and some girl admitted to spreading Pedigree Chum on her bits to get her dog to lick her out :eek:

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i have slept with 2 MILFs now, of acquaintances i hasten to add, and felt/feel no guilt about it at all, even though both times i had to cheat of a GF to do it (technically)

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horn's soiled toilet paper sniffing makes everyone feel better :)

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the only thing i'm ashamed of is my dark terrible secret

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do share

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the funny thing about secrets is ...

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After reading the various posts in this thread, I will now retract my first post.