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Blue t-shirt.

Brown cords.

What colour trainers?

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Blue for her eyes? Brown for her hair? Red for the colour of the blood on the matress?

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Blue t-shirt and brown cords?

I'm surprised you wear shoes!

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*fingers crossed*

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they do go ...

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navy blue t-shirt. (thick cotton)

dark brown cords

trainers to match the trousers

AND GOD ALONE KNOWS WHY I HELP YOU

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I thought it was brown trainers (go team high five wooo hoooo)!!!

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just on a total TOTAL aside i once took a piss amongst the trees planted outside the front of the tate modern.



The random nature(ish) of this thread reminded me of this so i thought i'd share ...

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a dark colour on top (to flatter your dark hair and dark eyes) so navy is perfect.

dark brown cords to compliment but not distract from the top

shoes that match the trousers. but also shoes that seem casual. so that she isn't scared off.

and again

GOD KNOWS WHY I HELP YOU

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I was gonna go for some merrell trainers (brown).

They're quite smart.

Smart and yet still trainers!

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No one in your life is with you constantly
No one is completely on your side

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Apparantly the people who end up being your best friend(s) are the people with whom you agree 80% of the time with (any more and you think they're sychophants ... any less and you think they're "wrong") ...

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I always liked sycophants.

there are too few sycophants in this world.

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no t-shirt.
no trainers.

but decent cloths.

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Brown trousers?

Oh my.

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dace isn't scared oh no

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I have a rather fashionable new pair of Lonsdale trainers in a "worn" brown colour. They would go ideally with your cords.

Alas, you dont have this particular pair of shoes, so i think perhaps you need to either buy one or acknowledge youre going to wear something that simply doesnt go.

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Lonsdale has never been fashionable.

Merrils however are very nice and if you have the brown ones that I'm thinking of then you will very dashing indeed.

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The latest round of Trainers / Casual shoes from lonsdale are actually very appealing and very popular around the island (note : the island has a very minor chav population, hence these are the convenient shoes of choice for the 25-34 yr old age bracket).

You think theres any chance of buying Merrils over here, or even a nice pair of Loakes, and youre sadly mistaken :(

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what the **** are you still wearing trainers for

get some proper shoes

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I've got some Lonsdales too (probably similar to yours Kura, going by your description).

I guess they're kind of townie, but they're very comfortable, and fit in the smart/casual look very nicely, so I wear them when I'm not wearing smart shoes (which isn't that often now).

We're actually quite lucky, as males. Women have to worry about the tightness of their top, the amount of cleavage showing, which earrings to wear, how much make-up/which colour to wear, how much leg to show if going with a skirt/dress, whether to wear heels, which bracelets/necklaces to wear, and finally the biggy - the hair.

All we have to worry about is our shoes, trousers, and which shirt to wear. Which is why the main thing we always look at when going out is the face and hair. It's really the only thing which distinguishes us from other men. So make sure you shave duder, and wear aftershave or something.

GL!

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Is dace really an old man/art teacher?

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no just a paedophile

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oh you europeans :)

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that didnt answer my question, which one?

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I'm 24 and not a teacher (of art or otherwise).

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I say you should listen to Nantoz, Dace.
He seems to have some class :)

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More importantly, what is the colour of the hankerchief with the chloroform on it ?

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In this thread we find out that all norwegians really are a little bit gay. Dress in a coal sack and claim you've just joined a hippy commune. It'll make for some more interesting conversation than "my your italian blazer looks expensive" "yeah i bought in a horribly overpriced store with money I couldn't really afford to spend" "well it looks really nice on you" "you would say that, you're a cheap whore" "that's right, wanna go have sex now?" "okay, hourly rate please?" "however much you spent on your shit jacket ahahaha" "oh well at least on my way home i might get eaten by a polar bear and forget about all this". Lesson number one children: never become a norwegian.

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I say you and Nantoz should shut the hell up!

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When you say brown, do you mean khaki? Because any black shoes, casual or sneakers, should do. Also a white or black polo shirt would blend in good with the pants.

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Brown as in brown as in brown as in brown as in BROWN!

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You should wear sandals in order to complete the whole 'total fag' image.

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I'm afraid I've got to agree with our gay goth here :(

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Hay guys I heard that if you wear an expensive italian suit that you can't really afford and just wear that whenever you go out you become classy and sophisticated, and you obviously have very good taste in colours and clothes because you didn't just choose a neutral dark blue/black colour that every other schmuck has.

I approve of Dace's clothes.

Italian suits are for people on hollyoaks, and arrogant businessmen.

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To be fair to Nantoz he did say Italian Blazer...

... which presumably means that he wanted Dace to look like a pimp at Henley (henley being the only time of the year that grown ups ever wear blazers...)

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ohhhhh in that case it's entirely different

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Einstein wore sandals.

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Einstein was a Pacfist; it's mandatory for them to wear sandals.

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Only for WWI. He advocated the atom bomb as soon as Jewish interests were at stake.

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brown cords suck more then the guy sitting next to me dressed in full white (hi dave). according to the other guy next to me brown cord style flares apparently rock though.

however we call him po so prolly not the best guy to talk to :p

t-shirts with funny jokes are always good as then you know if the girl has a sense of humor. i like ones that insult women so you know if they are completly over the top feminist rights ppl. (the kinda person you dont want). band t-shirts are allright but if they have a diffrent taste in music then your screwed.

blazers / jackets are good but i prefer to wear them when going clubbing too formal for day to day wear.

dark blue jeans or black stonewash (even charcoal) are good with white trainers that have a worn effect. you can buy these types from river island, next, top man, republic etc.

dont ever wear pink because the chav next to me thinks its a great colour. EOD. and the fact everyone tries to wear them now that they are in fashion

last bit. if you dont think it looks good then dont wear it.

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Yeah you wouldnt want to go out with a girl that didnt like the exact same bands as you :eek:.

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let's take advice from Brits about fashion, clothing and style lol

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my thoughts exactly.

in the end, they're all chavs.



( :salute: )

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I saw a great one of these the other day, had a picture of Harold Shipman with "Carry on Doctor" written around it.

As for Dace, no idea really and I am definatly not a good person to get advice on this anyway. Any terrible fashion sense jokes amongst my friends or family usually take the piss out of me in someway.

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Not true. They're coming back, definitely. They're a bit scruffy, but they look a hell of a lot better than

I hate all t-shirts with stuff written on the front. I don't know if it's just me, but those things with a sign of someone being sick and "Students Crossing" or somethign equally hilarious is not really my thing. I'd rather the girl laughed at my jokes than my t-shirts.

The only t-shirts I've considered getting are those with controversial jokes. Anyone who's seen Jimmy Carr live - any of those would be ace. I don't tihnk you can buy them though.



The idea of dating someone who likes different music to me makes me physically sick! Bleeeeurgh



I don't know, I think if you can pull off pink then it can look really good. Lots of people can't though (including myself). Like you said, too many people try it and look like idiots.

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When will people realise that cordory is inherently shit, regardless of how fashionable it is?

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That's a dirty lie!

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quoted for truth