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:/ it already bit him, so he tried to pick it up......utter legend
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“It was hiding in a cloth and when I squeezed the cloth it bit me. It was about as big as the palm of my hand. I went to try and pick it up and it bit me again."
"Owwwww that fire's hot." *places hand in fire again* :rolleyes: |
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damn beaten :(
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\o/
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Actually that's not the most stupid action i've heard of.
I'm sure some drunk aussie picked up a HIGHLY venomous snake which bit him. He then put it in a bag to take to the hospital with him. Being drunk he thought he'd check if the snake was still there or something and put his hand in the bag. The snake bit him a further 6 or 7 times. In the end he had to get his arm amputated. |
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lol, well the stupidity factor of that incident is cancelled out because he is australian:/
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well, i would never walk on the streets and would look suspiciously every corner of my house because of that news but seems that this spiders dont like to stay here and we have the antidote anyway.
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according to that news report, the antidote seemed to be flushing his system with saline, which they would have done even if they didn't identify what type of spider it was, so the whole report of phone camera saves mans life !!!!!111111212312w12!"£$!^£' seems a bit silly really
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The best bit is actually:
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What exactly is a "community hospital"? It sounds suspiciously like it's run by the WI.
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I think a normal person would call them clinics. Although don't quote me on that. I'm not a normal person so I'm not really qualified to speak for them.
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this dude has my fully respect! |
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we think it was stupid, foolhardy, utter madness. I hope this helps. |
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to fulfill your character you should from now on try to search always for the positive aspects in any actions/posts/whatever.
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because i am momentary not mentally stable enuff to deal crack in my view of the world.
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not the spiders he could not see the spider with was hiding in the cloth i think otherwise its just moronic |
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You have to wonder where he got the Banana's from. Somewhere dodgy probably.
My grandparents, in the 60's, used to get dodgy Banana's for really cheap. A couple of times they got poisnous spiders in the boxes. Probably once, Grandads have a tendency to exaggerate. So that pub is probably importing Banana's illegally. |
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oh well... :)
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Reminds me of the drunk guy and the poisonous snake. I forgot where I heard it from:
A drunk guy was treated for three venomous bites from a Corral snake. He had been partying on a friend's lawn when he accidentally stepped on the snake, getting bitten on the left leg. He had no idea what the snake was, so he decided to take it to the ER with him. He got a glass jar and grabbed it to put it in, receiving a second bite on the right arm in the process. Upon being driven to the emergency room, he was then asked to describe to the physician on call what the snake that bit him had looked like. He scratched his head, whipped out the jar, and pulled the snake out to show the physician, receiving a third bite on his right hand. |
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And untrue. I must urge you to revise your concepts before telling my country off:mad: |
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Oh Muslim, you're so gullible.
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Cheers wise guy!!!:) |
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he thinks hes playing me but im playing him ok? |
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no muslim, you really aren't
and if you think that you are, you don't read enough of MM's posts |
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