lame-ass excuse to break up
 

Ste's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I have gas so we can't be together - you see how it is"

http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=86

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"You should have had more sex with me."

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"I don't want you to meet my parents because they are actually giant rabbits both named Harvey"

Rrrrrrrrightttttt

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"My goal is to become a duke - our love is standing in the way"

?

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"I just think we would be better as enemies."

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"Please stop referring to yourself, in the third person no less, as 'beautiful.' You look like a horse."

!!

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It makes sense, it's from a movie from the 50's about a guy who has an imaginary friend rabbit.

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"My imaginary friend is jealous of you"

scarily true to life :o

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"I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages"

Ace :up:

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for my real name :

"There is too close a resemblance between you and Jabba the Hutt"

for my nick :

ou've held me back for long enough! I'm going to clown college! :up:

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see you question that because you wonder what it means.

I question it because I know about titles.

Once more we are in agreement

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Please for the love of god , let Pablissimo really be called "Steve" and have broken up with someone "Once or Twice" to get this one

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"I've just realised that you're ugly"

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"We shouldn't go out with each other because I took a quiz on the internet linked from GD telling me how to dump you bye"

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"i sleep with men"

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"My head hurts when I'm around you"

Edit: Squidly = "I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo"

Whodathunk :o

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"this is getting a little to oedipal"
________
WEB SHOWS

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I got the clowns one as well, it's random so trying with your real name and nickname is rather pointless.

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"Our love is like a lollypop - we've licked it through"

In real life, back when I was a teensy weensy bit younger;

Girl: "We'll be in the shopping centre in an hour, see you there, don't be late"
Me: (Thinking about hour and half train journey and my current almost complete lack of funds and deep-seated hatred of shopping) "I can't make it"
Girl: "Oh, why not, you OK?"
Me: (Giving up) "I just don't want to walk around the shops all afternoon listening to you talking to your mates"
Girl "Oh"
Me: "Bye"
Girl: "Bye"

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Stewart Baker's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I've learned that I'm hopelessly attracted to clowns. You understand."

Erm...I think it thought I was someone else...

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Ayman's excuse:

"I was really just in love with your pants the whole time"


Ayman Ali & Blastoderm's excuse:

"You've held me back for long enough! I'm going to clown college!" (The best yet)


Blasto's excuse:

"I am going to India indefinately - catch you in the funny pages"


And another Blastoderm excuse:

"I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo"

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"There is an assassin in my bell tower"

How worrying.

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is your name Ayman?

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They had shopping centres in the iron age?

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Is that a rhetorical question?

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no, it's a genuine question.

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Then yes it is.

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Jack : "I just can't deal with your past... in the suburbs... all those trees."

:o

The_General8" "I just have too much going on in life right now - what with my pet rocks billy and zane"

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If this took any longer than several picoseconds to think up, I'll be disappointed.


MORE ORIGINALITY IS REQUIRED WITH 'DM IS OLD' JOKES

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DM is so old that when he types in capitals he's actually yelling at the computer.

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I have one of those speech translators that types what I say, Hawking-styleee.

I may be old but I'm bang up to date with technology.

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DM is so old that he thinks hawking involves taking out a bird to hunt small rodents with.

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You don't live in the US do you?

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"I caught you cheating on me via your MSN history!"

True story!

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No, it's Geordie :p

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"I`m sorry, I just sobered up". How true.

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Or Irish.

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How is it possible to have occasional GD-esque meets in London if I live in the US?

P.S. Never have been to the US. I would like to one day though.

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Yahwe once thought I was a short, fat Indian man. *shrug*

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ah ok

It's just that an ex-friend of my girl has the same name as you, and he had some stalk-like tendencies.

That's the only reason I asked.

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Freak.

Ask Ste what sort of person I am. I am clearly far from having stalking tendencies.

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Ayman is lovely <3