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Raging.Retard 3 Nov 2005 19:24

I Thought I Would Share This
 
It amused me anyway. In fact it's the funniest thing I've seen for a while.

http://www.qarxis.com/Fainting_Goats

A species of goat that has a disorder where by their legs lock up if they get excited or startled. Comedy gold.

Dead_Meat 3 Nov 2005 19:34

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Sensational

Tomkat 3 Nov 2005 19:51

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:up:

Deepflow 3 Nov 2005 20:14

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truly marvellous.

JC 3 Nov 2005 20:30

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lolly roffle :cool::up:

meglamaniac 3 Nov 2005 20:56

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[Stamp Of Approval]

dda 4 Nov 2005 00:04

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What's the matter with kids today?

s|k 4 Nov 2005 00:19

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:up:

Cannon_Fodder 4 Nov 2005 00:32

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rinoa ruined my fun of that video :(

Zero 4 Nov 2005 03:14

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Classic GD. I loved it :)

Dace 4 Nov 2005 03:33

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This thread reminded me of this:


VINCENT
Thanks a bunch.
(to Jules, who's nursing his coffee)
Want a sausage?

JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.

VINCENT
Are you Jewish?

JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.

VINCENT
Why not?

JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.

JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.

VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces.

JULES
I don't eat dog either.

VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. And personality goes a long way.

VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig hada better personality, he's cease to be a filthy animal?

JULES
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one mother****in' charmin' pig. It'd have to be the Cary Grant of pigs.

The two men laugh.

Vaio 4 Nov 2005 10:06

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'Oh my god, they killed Goatey'

Alki 4 Nov 2005 12:00

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top dollar

CjC 4 Nov 2005 14:39

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Excellent. If only we could genetically reproduce this genetic flaw in repeat offenders. It would certainly make preventative policing more comedy.

Weeks 4 Nov 2005 15:38

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Best argument for genetic modification, ever.


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