Your best and worst features
 

Without a shadow of a doubt my worst feature is my feat. They are disgusting. Horrible. I can file them and cut all the dead skin off them as often as i want, and trim the hair on my toes, but it doesnt stop them being yellow messes. My big toes are ****ing _huge_ and it makes wearing football boots pretty uncomfortable. As you can see at the moment i have one foot that is dead skinned to ****, and the other one has a exploded blood blister under the surface.

http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?i...oto0010rf6.jpg

Horrible.


My best feature (by default) is probably my penis but only because a/ the rest of me is so rubbish and b/ i have amusement at the fact that people cant tell it doesnt work properly from just looking at it. But im not taking a picture of it, although that would definitely be the most macho way to get banned from the forums

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I wouldn't worry about that dude. Considering and I'll probably have to ban you as soon as I summon up the courage to actually open that link :(

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Yeah taking a picture of your penis and showing it to a bunch of guys is definitely macho. In a "Macho Man" sort of way.

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worst feature (homosexuality aside): Teeth. When I was three I fell over on concrete and landed on my face and did my jaw somehow, such that my teeth basically don't stand up to much. ALL of my back teeth have fillings - at the age of 18 here - and I also get a really fun overbite out of it. I mean, it's great. Really great.

Best feature is my metabolism. I can eat as much cake/chocolate/whatever as I like (which is lots and lots), and I'm still pretty ****ing thin (lately I've started to develop a bit of a gut, but hey, I'm still a 32 waist and I do no exercise at all)

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Worst features: I don't like my niples, they're rather big and dark and I'm constantly* rubbing them when for example on the beach to make them hard. then they look a lot better. My calves, they're way too small and it's hard to make them grow as the size of your calves are heavy genetic determed.

Best features: The line of my jaw, my skin and the potention in my breastmuscles.






* sometimes

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Your nipples may look a lot better but I assure you people's impressions of the rest of you are not improved by an extended nipple-rubbing session.


Edit: I've been told my eyes are my best feature. I'd prefer to have bigger forearms. It sort of fits in proportion with the rest of me though so I'm not sure.

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Im very hairy, but not in the regular way (well, my arms and legs are hairy per normal, just a little more). Like, my nipples got long (and I mean long) hairs around them, but the rest of my chest is pretty untouched. It's just weird. I also got red dots on my back, the way people who eat steroids get, but I dont eat that.

Other then that, I'm perfect and beatifull :)
I get alot of praise for my skinnyness, in a fashion sort of way.

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I read this thread and i only realised Silversmoke had posted when i read JBG's post. I automatically skimmed over Silversmoke's post without reading it. I guess that's my best feature (and every home should have one).

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My worst feature is probably my gut, the bastard thing won't shift either.

I hear I have pretty cool eyes.

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Your mum's opinion doesn't count.

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Yes it does!

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upper arms, they have next to no muscle on them.

the rest of my body i am happy with.

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My hair is annoying me. I have no idea what to do with it. If I leave it longer it becomes somewhat curly and looks horrible. If I cut it short it stands in various dircetions without any chance for me to controll it and if I cut it all of I'd look like some neonazi / skinhead person :(
Other than that I'm pretty much happy.

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And still you are fascinated enough by my presence to mention me dear.


Let me cry me a river now, so hurt.

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I didn't read that post you wrote just there either SilverSmoke.

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So young, so naive. Enjoy it while you can mate :)
Those two go for me too actually :).. and the hair thingie is really weird

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What an amazing feat! To have terrible feet!

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Buy some hair straighteners? I hear they're all the rage these days...

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My upper body is pretty fking ripped, so I would have to say that. Could do with some leg work tho

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Worst feature:
'love handles'. my butt probably has to be a runner up (blinding white etc.), but it isn't visible at the beach or anything so who cares.

Best feature:
Probably my forearms. They aren't ripped or anything, but they have good skin tone, proper proportions, nice hair coverage, and generally look 'healthy'.

Generally speaking, I judge all body parts except breasts and faces based on whether they look healthy.

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Worst feature: Man boobs, although my fiancé thinks they're adorable. If I actually had the will to exercise I could probably get rid of them, but I don't like to exercise.

Best feature: Eyes (but only because I'm not narcissistic enough to say my penis)