Who killed diana?
 

The jews did it.

Diana was a hamas insurgent.

Soviet spy.

The bolcheviks did it.





Continue.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

Why people didn't try to cash in 'I killed Diana' t-shirts (ala, Dallas), I'll never know.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

Yahwe fuggin' did it.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

It was a plot by BMW to show that Mercedes cars aren't really all that safe.

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Equally, however, you have to accept that it could have been a plot by whoever manufactured the concrete for the pillar to show how strong it was.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

Miss Scarlett... with the candlestick... in the Ballroom.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

The butler, duh!

Re: Who killed diana?
 

Muhammed Al Fayad did it in the most publicised bluff of all time!

Re: Who killed diana?
 

I think he was beaten by Mddy Macann's parents actually.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

Diana killed herself; it was suicide; she just wanted it to look like an accident.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

Diana is still alive. She was last spotted with a teenager on a boat in Aruba.

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Uh, I think that was Gary Glitter.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

One of the few things that hasn't been blamed on global warming.........yet.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

So what has global warming be blamed for, apart from issues involving the environment?

Re: Who killed diana?
 

I didn't really mind her. I certainly do not have t&f's furore. I am, however, sick of how the newspapers constantly churn out reams of mediocre articles on her. I feel in a similar way about Maddy McCann. I know both issues are sensitive in Britain, but it seems like the newspapers are exploiting rather than reporting.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

As much as I didn't really care about Diana while she was alive although I'm sure she did some pretty good things and all I'd just like to point out one thing.

TV for the month following was absolute shite. For a month you just couldn't do anything but watch a programme about Diana, and it didn't half **** me off. The hysteria has been ****ing annoying ever since.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

quite.

I would have gone with 'angst'

Re: Who killed diana?
 

That's so far fetched i'm inclined to agree with you.

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Have they ever done the latter?

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for about 20 minutes in 1884

Re: Who killed diana?
 

Who (apart from Muhammed Al Fayad) gives a flying **** anymore?

Re: Who killed diana?
 

Al Fayad doesn't care, he just wants the attention.*

*visa

Re: Who killed diana?
 

It was a slime-mould attack! The merc suddenly loses control and skids into a pillar? Only explained by a sudden loss of grip caused by the deadly slime-mould.

Re: Who killed diana?
 

Soylent green is people!

Re: Who killed diana?
 

Do you and Darian get together once a month or so and talk about all the rich/prominent white people you'd like to see dead? This seems to be usually regarding women as well, which is strange.

"Hillary Clinton?"

"Cock sucking whore. I hope she falls under a tank. Or let's hope she gets AIDS from Mother Teresa's rotting husk."

"Look, I've told you before - don't get me started on nuns."

"I'd set fire to them."

"You always want to set fire to them. That's what you wanted to do to Mo Mowlam's wig."

"**** off. You know as well as I do that she caught cancer and died just to spite me. The bitch."

Re: Who killed diana?
 

actually t&f is now decidedly middle class

hence his increasing reliance on pretending he's really working class and against 'the man'