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Kurashima 2 May 2005 17:35

Geek Humour
 
Can anyone else explain to me why this is funny?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some Sig on another Forum
Your Mom is so fat, if she was a c variable, her initialization would look like this: yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow


Knight Theamion 2 May 2005 17:37

Re: Geek Humour
 
unlimited fatness, i guess

JonnyBGood 2 May 2005 17:40

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I hope that guy's parents are dead.

queball 2 May 2005 17:48

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It's not funny. malloc allocates memory from the heap, not the stack. It should be:
"Can anyone fix my code? I did alloca(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)) but got a stack overflow. :("

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 17:53

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queball's stack could overflow on me anytime. :up:

Knight Theamion 2 May 2005 17:54

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queball wins :)

Cannon_Fodder 2 May 2005 18:10

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Oh dear..

Cannon_Fodder 2 May 2005 18:14

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There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who dont.








*cry*

Baron Morte 2 May 2005 18:16

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Oh my :banana:

I do enjoy this kind of humour. Like that one "theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like..."
Keep 'em coming!

Vaio 2 May 2005 18:25

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Oh my :banana:

I do enjoy this kind of humour. Like that one "theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like 127.0.0.1!theres no place like..."
Keep 'em coming!

Shouldn't it be 'There's no place like /home' ?

Why would anyone want to go to localhost ?

~Vaio~

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 18:46

Re: Geek Humour
 
This thread is so geeky it would be laughed at by Egon Spengler.

Weeks 2 May 2005 18:50

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by queball
It's not funny. malloc allocates memory from the heap, not the stack. It should be:
"Can anyone fix my code? I did alloca(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)) but got a stack overflow. :("

Damn you're sexy.

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 18:51

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Weeks, you're a raging closet bi.

Weeks 2 May 2005 18:52

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OK!!

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 18:53

Re: Geek Humour
 
Posting 'OK!!' doesn't make it any less true.

Weeks 2 May 2005 18:55

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OK!!!

JonnyBGood 2 May 2005 18:56

Re: Geek Humour
 
It's a big party and every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking. In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely little one there's a small group of exponential functions, one of which is 2^x . 2^x turns around to see e^x on it's own in the corner. "Hey, e^x, come-on, integrate yourself", said 2^x pointing to the group. "What for?" whispers e^x "it makes no difference".

<3

Weeks 2 May 2005 19:01

Re: Geek Humour
 
Can I join the inner circle now?

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 19:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Weeks
Can I join the inner circle now?

You have to be ritually sodomised first.

Weeks 2 May 2005 19:06

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I've already had to put up with you wanting everyone to be bi, does that count?

Leshy 2 May 2005 19:06

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You have to be ritually sodomised first.

Which we all know is just a matter of time, not of choice.

JonnyBGood 2 May 2005 19:06

Re: Geek Humour
 
Sooner or later, time vill tell.

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 19:10

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Weeks
I've already had to put up with you wanting everyone to be bi, does that count?

Have you had Leshy insert his penis into your bottom as you both crouch in the middle of a pentagram in the middle of a marble floor whilst all the moderators and admins do gregorian chants in hooded robes, and equally hooded 'lesser' forums members light ritual candles to illuminate the controlled ritual darkness?

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 19:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Sooner or later, time vill tell.

CHRONOPADDY!

TheRat 2 May 2005 19:20

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
It's a big party and every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking. In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely little one there's a small group of exponential functions, one of which is 2^x . 2^x turns around to see e^x on it's own in the corner. "Hey, e^x, come-on, integrate yourself", said 2^x pointing to the group. "What for?" whispers e^x "it makes no difference".

<3

Seriously, that joke makes me horny :(

Weeks 2 May 2005 19:23

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Careful there, carry on down that road Marilyn'll demand you out yourself as bi-sexual.

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 19:24

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But Weeks is curious about the cock. This is my point.

Weeks 2 May 2005 19:27

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Hey, I can use bold-type as well !

Why do you care so much?
That's a bit odd, isn't it?

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 19:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Weeks
Why do you care so much?

Sexually harrasing men is a bit of a hobby of mine.

MrL_JaKiri 2 May 2005 19:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Sooner or later, time vill tell.

BzzzzzzzzzCHCHK.

Weeks 2 May 2005 19:31

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Sexually harrasing men is a bit of a hobby of mine.

Are you sure you're not a tory?

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 19:32

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
BzzzzzzzzzCHCHK.

At times like this you can't tell if Mark is malfunctioning or merely making some sort of obscure reference.

JonnyBGood 2 May 2005 19:33

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I'm listening to the hell march right now and I can picture Soviet tanks rolling over civilians :)))

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 19:34

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Weeks
Are you sure you're not a tory?

No, I'm a bi.

MrL_JaKiri 2 May 2005 19:38

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
At times like this you can't tell if Mark is malfunctioning or merely making some sort of obscure reference.

I was aiming for an onomatopoeic chronosphere noise.

Entium 2 May 2005 19:39

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
It's a big party and every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking. In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely little one there's a small group of exponential functions, one of which is 2^x . 2^x turns around to see e^x on it's own in the corner. "Hey, e^x, come-on, integrate yourself", said 2^x pointing to the group. "What for?" whispers e^x "it makes no difference".

:up:

Marilyn Manson 2 May 2005 19:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I was aiming for an onomatopoeic chronosphere noise.

Oh, that's very good. :up:

pig 2 May 2005 19:48

Re: Geek Humour
 
Still trying to get over the dissapointment that its "Geek humour" not greek humour, was looking forward to some greek humour for a weird reason.

Naps 2 May 2005 19:50

Re: Geek Humour
 
I think im just to dumb to get anything but Fart jokes :/

TheRat 2 May 2005 20:00

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Naps
I think im just to dumb to get anything but Fart jokes :/

If you were referring to JGB's joke - Integrating e^x leave e^x - it doenst change :banana:

Appocomaster 2 May 2005 20:01

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
It's a big party and every possible function is having fun, chatting and drinking. In an n-dimensional corner e^x stands bitter and alone. Near the lonely little one there's a small group of exponential functions, one of which is 2^x . 2^x turns around to see e^x on it's own in the corner. "Hey, e^x, come-on, integrate yourself", said 2^x pointing to the group. "What for?" whispers e^x "it makes no difference".

<3

funny, but 2^x isn't an exponential function?

MrL_JaKiri 2 May 2005 20:02

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Appocomaster
funny, but 2^x isn't an exponential function?

I think you should tell mathematics about that, it's obviously woefully misinformed.

TheRat 2 May 2005 20:03

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I think you should tell mathematics about that, it's obviously woefully misinformed.

Isnt it a natural logarithm?

Naps 2 May 2005 20:07

Re: Geek Humour
 
cheers mrrat

its suddenly all become clear


*drools on self*

Appocomaster 2 May 2005 20:07

Re: Geek Humour
 
Apparently it is :/ I was getting all hooked up on e^x being the exponential function.

MrL_JaKiri 2 May 2005 20:08

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRat
Isnt it a natural logarithm?

This may shock some people, but ln (x) isn't the same as 2^x.

TheRat 2 May 2005 20:09

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
This may shock some people, but ln (x) isn't the same as 2^x.

I'm talking about e^x.

JonnyBGood 2 May 2005 20:10

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
This may shock some people, but ln (x) isn't the same as 2^x.

Stop repressing people's freedom of expression you fascist!

MrL_JaKiri 2 May 2005 20:12

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRat
I'm talking about e^x.

Taking natural logs is the inverse function of e^x, if that's what you mean. I'm still confused though.

TheRat 2 May 2005 20:13

Re: Geek Humour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mathworld.wolfram.com
The natural logarithm is the logarithm having base e

Ok, mybad. But close enough :P


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