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A fatwah / jihad against 1-X and all that are associated to him

Ok, I felt it neccessary to return after the recent goings on. Terrible attrocities have been committed against my religion, and this is an outrage.

The perpetrators must be slain and killed where they stand.

As you know, I am a devoted follower of the one true religion ISPAM and worship the allmighty Alan.

It has come to my attention that a member of this forum (1-X) has depicted drawings of the one true prophet "More Ham Head" (meat piece be upon him). If you take a look at his avatar, you shall see that he has a drawing of MoreHamHead sporting a yellow crown upon his head. This is blasphemous!

Clearly, MoreHamHead does not look like that! (you might be wondering how I know what he looks like, seeing as it is against Ispamic law to show pictures of him.... shutup infidel, I shall not partake in logical discourse with you). The way you should all be conducting yourselves is clearly written in the Quorn (tm).

Morehamhead is the embodyment of perfection in the religion of ISPAM, and this is a declaration of war against all of us. (this is all proven by the way, because there is quite clearly plenty of evidence showing his existence... duh).

You might argue that I am being silly for threatening you with death, for drawing a cartoon of a character deemed by many to be fictional, in a forum where the main demographic do not even follow the religion of Ispam.

Duh, and then you wonder why terrorists attack you?

ALAN Chew Snackbar!