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Yahwe 31 Jul 2005 04:45

Secret Talents
 
now.

for years and years i have sung. but i went to a party recently and got drunk (big surprise ...) on the free pol (non vintage i am sorry to say). there was music playing and i was bored. dull australian women and pashminas as far as the eye could see. so of course i sang.

now fortunately i am also rather loud. so my singing was not quiet.

one of the busty blonde australian things (you know the sort. you never remember the name because you're too busy looking at her breasts and working out how stupid she is) happened to hear my singing. she was apparently impressed.

i think very highly of my singing ability.

but it is of (let us be frank) bugger all use in my life

so i am curious as to what hidden talents lie in GD. (god knows it's never posting good threads [my own included])

so share.

and don't be afraid. if anyone mocks you for your talent i'll come down on them like a ton of bricks and we all know i'm not one to anger.

Dace 31 Jul 2005 04:56

Re: Secret Talents
 
I know when people are lying.

mrmao 31 Jul 2005 04:59

Re: Secret Talents
 
I can not lose a finger when it gets hit by a broadsword

Yahwe 31 Jul 2005 05:17

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you want the rp board honey

dda 31 Jul 2005 06:39

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Cheering people up.

pyirt 31 Jul 2005 09:01

Re: Secret Talents
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dace
I know when people are lying.

You`re lying Dace!

SilverSmoke 31 Jul 2005 09:01

Re: Secret Talents
 
I am an Elite status Cobra MK III commander.

Yahwe 31 Jul 2005 09:06

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you want a mental asylum

Lupin 31 Jul 2005 09:31

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i can rhyme
and sip white wine.

Dante Hicks 31 Jul 2005 12:45

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I manage to act like a total shit when drunk.

Although that's probably better termed "an ability" rather than "a talent".

Deepflow 31 Jul 2005 16:17

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Im exceedingly good at getting out of trouble.

Kurashima 31 Jul 2005 17:25

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I was on TV as a child and until recently, was part of the group which held the record for creating the worlds biggest jelly baby.

In retrospect, we should have called it Idi, but I was 7 at the time.

berzerker 31 Jul 2005 17:27

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I can talk (lie) my way out of anything, be it a fight, homework, chores.

I can read people well, i.e know what can and can't be said in front of someone within about 10mins of knowing them.

dda 31 Jul 2005 17:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by berzerker
I can talk (lie) my way out of anything, be it a fight, homework, chores.

I can read people well, i.e know what can and can't be said in front of someone within about 10mins of knowing them.

I find this very offensive. Now do your homework, finish your chores and then get ready for an ass kicking.

Deepflow 31 Jul 2005 18:10

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:newsnewsnewsnews:

"berzerker is dda's son twist"

:newsnewsnewsnews:

Kurashima 31 Jul 2005 19:02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dda
I find this very offensive. Now do your homework, finish your chores and then get ready for an ass licking.

You know what. I really dont want to know what goes on in this family anymore. Its just disturbing.

SbOlly 31 Jul 2005 20:48

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I can do far too many drugs at once and still come out of it laughing.

Insanely, and with my hands internally exploding, but laughing.

Deepflow 31 Jul 2005 21:01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SbOlly
I can do far too many drugs at once and still come out of it laughing.

Insanely, and with my hands internally exploding, but laughing.

A truly brilliant talent

:up:

Knight Theamion 1 Aug 2005 01:51

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i can sweet talk up almost anyone

queball 1 Aug 2005 02:18

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I can do an impressive evil cackle.

Sarina_Joy 1 Aug 2005 02:33

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People tell me their darkest secrets.

steve 1 Aug 2005 02:42

Re: Secret Talents
 
im a level 4 star bcu qualified kayak instructor.

oh and im also a landscape gardener.

Snurx 1 Aug 2005 03:43

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I'm very good at lying/manipulating people, at least when I want to and the sitation deserves it (I was always the best at talking my way out of things when I was young and doing pranks), and I'm superb at hiding or concealing things.

And I make great pasta, if I have to say so myself.

Deepflow 1 Aug 2005 08:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy
People tell me their darkest secrets.

I have this one also, the things i know could make an awful lot of people very angry at each other :)

SilverSmoke 1 Aug 2005 09:05

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People say I can write pretty well and funny. Although my English isn't that bad in my opinion, I'm a pretty dull writer in English.

(Yeah I know..)

Also, I think face to face I've got the ability to bring a smile to the face of even the most bad mooded person. And what Sarina said.

roadrunner_0 1 Aug 2005 09:55

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i can calm people down really well and they tend to tell me their secrets

madi 1 Aug 2005 11:01

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i can play the flute
and make a very charming dinner companion

(could make a fortune as an escort)

Radical Edward 1 Aug 2005 11:12

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I got a grip on drugs.

well more interestingly, I can bend all my finger joints independently of the others, I can put both legs behind my head (no practise) and of course chew my toenails. oh and I can do the inch-punch.

NEWSBOT3 1 Aug 2005 11:15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by madi
i can play the flute
and make a very charming dinner companion

(could make a fortune as an escort)

650 quid an evening is the going rate round here.

Deepflow 1 Aug 2005 12:51

Re: Secret Talents
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by madi
i can play the flute
(could make a fortune as an escort)

heh

heh

heh

Marilyn Manson 1 Aug 2005 12:53

Re: Secret Talents
 
I have no talents.

KoeN 1 Aug 2005 12:59

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i'm good at hiding my secret talents.

Marilyn Manson 1 Aug 2005 13:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
You are a very snappy dresser iirc :)

Well, it depends on what you would consider snappy, really. Many people would not consider some of the things I wear to be snappy, but simply bizzare.

Marilyn Manson 1 Aug 2005 13:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Yes but we've already established that most people are shit.

Has there been a report in the New Scientist to this effect? I want pictures.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
And what's wrong with bizzare?

Zip. Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
You wanna look like another corporate clone?

Perhaps. But with knee-length boots and jacket.

Deepflow 1 Aug 2005 13:15

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oh Andrew, you're such a tool :(

Marilyn Manson 1 Aug 2005 13:17

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Eat it, Henryk.

Thermodynamics 1 Aug 2005 14:56

Re: Secret Talents
 
Being able to read people well and know what motivates them.

I have to admit I like the thought of yawhe with a voice like an angel :-p

Boogster 1 Aug 2005 23:43

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I can sing a bit, but it ain't that secret.

Sarina_Joy 2 Aug 2005 00:40

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I have the Karma Sutra and Bloody Mess perks.

Virgins Beware.

Ninja

Deffeh 2 Aug 2005 01:52

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When i hurt a random part of my body, i can taste blood in my mouth.

ie, if i graze a knee or something

Squidly 2 Aug 2005 05:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Deffeh
When i hurt a random part of my body, i can taste blood in my mouth.

ie, if i graze a knee or something

Eerm... that's a bit disturbing =p

Very useless talent: I can go through a whole frisbee game without noticing that one of my legs is completely covered in blood. However, that maybe due to complete and utter cluelessness ... I mean you'd think after sliding across barbedwire {grass} I'd notice the missing layer of skin right?

demiGOD 2 Aug 2005 06:59

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I learned how to play the piano when I was 6. I learned how to play the guitar when I was 12, the bass guitar when I was 13, and the drums when I was 14, and been in various rock bands ever since.

I write rock songs and some ballads and I still play all these instruments. I also play by ear, I can learn to play almost any song within minutes of listening to it. I also just recently, these past 3 years, started to self-teach the basics of recording, mixing, mastering and sound engineering - have been recording my own songs through the process and I have my own little music studio in my house.

Aside from cigarettes, coffee, cars and getting laid - music is the main reason why I allow myself to wake up in the morning.

Radical Edward 2 Aug 2005 08:36

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Has there been a report in the New Scientist to this effect? I want pictures.

if you agree with the conclusion of Susan Blackmore's "The meme machine" then you will notice that people are a sum of their memes. if their memes are shit, and most are, then the people are shit too.


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