Secret Talents
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for years and years i have sung. but i went to a party recently and got drunk (big surprise ...) on the free pol (non vintage i am sorry to say). there was music playing and i was bored. dull australian women and pashminas as far as the eye could see. so of course i sang. now fortunately i am also rather loud. so my singing was not quiet. one of the busty blonde australian things (you know the sort. you never remember the name because you're too busy looking at her breasts and working out how stupid she is) happened to hear my singing. she was apparently impressed. i think very highly of my singing ability. but it is of (let us be frank) bugger all use in my life so i am curious as to what hidden talents lie in GD. (god knows it's never posting good threads [my own included]) so share. and don't be afraid. if anyone mocks you for your talent i'll come down on them like a ton of bricks and we all know i'm not one to anger. |
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I know when people are lying.
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I can not lose a finger when it gets hit by a broadsword
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you want the rp board honey
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Cheering people up.
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I am an Elite status Cobra MK III commander.
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you want a mental asylum
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i can rhyme
and sip white wine. |
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I manage to act like a total shit when drunk.
Although that's probably better termed "an ability" rather than "a talent". |
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Im exceedingly good at getting out of trouble.
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I was on TV as a child and until recently, was part of the group which held the record for creating the worlds biggest jelly baby.
In retrospect, we should have called it Idi, but I was 7 at the time. |
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I can talk (lie) my way out of anything, be it a fight, homework, chores.
I can read people well, i.e know what can and can't be said in front of someone within about 10mins of knowing them. |
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"berzerker is dda's son twist" :newsnewsnewsnews: |
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I can do far too many drugs at once and still come out of it laughing.
Insanely, and with my hands internally exploding, but laughing. |
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i can sweet talk up almost anyone
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I can do an impressive evil cackle.
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People tell me their darkest secrets.
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im a level 4 star bcu qualified kayak instructor.
oh and im also a landscape gardener. |
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I'm very good at lying/manipulating people, at least when I want to and the sitation deserves it (I was always the best at talking my way out of things when I was young and doing pranks), and I'm superb at hiding or concealing things.
And I make great pasta, if I have to say so myself. |
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People say I can write pretty well and funny. Although my English isn't that bad in my opinion, I'm a pretty dull writer in English.
(Yeah I know..) Also, I think face to face I've got the ability to bring a smile to the face of even the most bad mooded person. And what Sarina said. |
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i can calm people down really well and they tend to tell me their secrets
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i can play the flute
and make a very charming dinner companion (could make a fortune as an escort) |
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I got a grip on drugs.
well more interestingly, I can bend all my finger joints independently of the others, I can put both legs behind my head (no practise) and of course chew my toenails. oh and I can do the inch-punch. |
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I have no talents.
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i'm good at hiding my secret talents.
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oh Andrew, you're such a tool :(
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Eat it, Henryk.
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Being able to read people well and know what motivates them.
I have to admit I like the thought of yawhe with a voice like an angel :-p |
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I can sing a bit, but it ain't that secret.
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I have the Karma Sutra and Bloody Mess perks.
Virgins Beware. Ninja |
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When i hurt a random part of my body, i can taste blood in my mouth.
ie, if i graze a knee or something |
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Very useless talent: I can go through a whole frisbee game without noticing that one of my legs is completely covered in blood. However, that maybe due to complete and utter cluelessness ... I mean you'd think after sliding across barbedwire {grass} I'd notice the missing layer of skin right? |
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I learned how to play the piano when I was 6. I learned how to play the guitar when I was 12, the bass guitar when I was 13, and the drums when I was 14, and been in various rock bands ever since.
I write rock songs and some ballads and I still play all these instruments. I also play by ear, I can learn to play almost any song within minutes of listening to it. I also just recently, these past 3 years, started to self-teach the basics of recording, mixing, mastering and sound engineering - have been recording my own songs through the process and I have my own little music studio in my house. Aside from cigarettes, coffee, cars and getting laid - music is the main reason why I allow myself to wake up in the morning. |
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