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I'm sure you're all familiar with the trials of Hercules. That he had to perform superhuman tasks (the reasons for him doing them vary with the different stories).

If Hercules was alive in today's world though, what challenges or tasks would he be set?!

They'd have to be doable, yet almost impossible... but not for a HERO!

1. Obtain a condom full of the Pope's sperm.

2. Change the flag on the moon from the American one to a picture of KoeN's face.

3. ?

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1. Find Madelaine McCann -_-

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Does he get a treasure map to follow?

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mark is always wrong.
can't be done in ireland. the guinness here is better than anywhere else. (i are in dublin now doing postdoccy stuffs :) )

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"Clean Dante's trousers" is a pretty good one, yeah.



"Wheelclamp Steven Hawking"

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Wrong, or better?

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Heracles did not have to.

He did.

Heracles conquered death

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We're using his Roman name in this thread, sonny jim.

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are you?

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his Roman name was Hercules, not 'sonny jim' :confused:

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a brave boy you are to speak for Rome.

or a stupid one.

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hi.

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:(

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'Sunny Jim' is the correct spelling.

Speak English.

Did death enjoy it?

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Heracles was the Greek version of his name. When told by the Romans, it was changed to Hercules.

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You're a genius.

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I wasn't correcting Phang you butthead, I was just saying :(

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Which was clear from context alone, let alone the fact that everyone probably knew it already?

Keep us updated on matters of import.

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I disagree. Tomkat has opened my eyes!

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It must be great to know what everyone knows all the time :)

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children, please :(

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1. Find Osama Bin Laden.

2. End terrorism and bring every last terrorist to Justice.

3. Get Europeans to go back to Church.

I figured that I would have Hercules/Heracles do the easy tasks first.

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1. Defeat Chuck Norris.

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Or,

3. Reverse the peroid of englightenment!

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It's pretty awesome, yeah.

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Die.

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Yes. That is what would happen to Hercules. He would die.

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- Get Wenger to see a tackle made by one of his players.
- Build an iPod Nano that does not crack in half the second you think about putting it in your trouser pocket.
- Make Jim Davison funny.
- Supply non shiny toilet paper to all public conviences.
- Get an erection in the presence of Jade Goody.
- Prove 100% unequivocally without doubt that Roy Keane does not w**k his dogs*

*with prejudice.

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2. Get people to stop reporting they've 'found' Madelaine McCann.

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3. Get people to stop proclaiming they've 'found' jesus.

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Get off with a vagina made of ice.

Give AIDS back to the monkeys.