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As my hotmail address is a somewhat childish variation on jammyjim (i have a couple of others i use for work and proper email) i tend to have 'children' add me from time to time.

These kids are all around the 15/16 mark.

However i just got an email from one of them 'inviting me to join bebo'.

I clicked it by mistake but when it popped up i thought of Dace.


http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MID=...erId=111288786

See if you can decipher what she is babbling on about because tbh i cant.




p.s. as this has now been emailed to everyone linked to on this thread i feel it necessary to point out that if any of you do bother reading this (presuming you can read), its your own fault for emailing me your shit bebo invites and trying to contact me on msn.

LEARN TO TYPE

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young people having sex,* whatever next!

*not with me :(

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OH GOD THE GRAMMAR

it burns!

my eyes!

the goggles! they do nothing!

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They talk to me sometimes on msn.

If i bother to respond with a "???" im usually greeted with about 2 lines of text that takes me 3 days to decipher using 5 pcs running cryptology algorithms.

:(

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good thing i don't care about personality.

ps: actually, the god awful shorthand might be a good thing. anyone using two-syllable words is probably a cop anyway.

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This made my eyes bleed and my brain sad.

:O 15 year old slut eh?
Dace, get in there.

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Yes, I have to admit people talking like...that are generally the sort of thing that makes me want to slit down the tracks. Certainly puts off anyone wanting to hit on them*



*while possibly making a lot of people wanting to hit them

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So they try to add you because your email looks vaugely "youth-ish"?

I used to get added by gaggles of early teen girls a while back with my old hotmail, mainly because I was listed as a 'Brian' from Ireland...and every little Westlife fan on the internet just searched for 'Brian's online in the vauge hope that one might actually be the one that's in that unspeakable group.
Used to get similar indecipherable messages, often they'd even misspell their crappy abbreviations.
Oh, and they'd try to send me pictures of Westlife.

All a pedo needs to do is set up a hotmail with the name of some twat from a boy band and the kids groom themselves is seems...heh.

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I sense a competition coming on ....

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See who can groom the most teen-females in 24 hours?

"23 arrested in online pedo competition shocker!"

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I'd never encourage such activity!
merely seeing how well you can make an e-mail address / profile to get added

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Who are we kidding the police are obviouslyt watching this site.

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Evidence that the English School system is failing?

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I'd hit her!*








*With a very large brick until she learnt to speak English

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Websites like that should be viewed by depressed people to cheer them up.

It worked for me.

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Great site!

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She doesn't half know a lot of chavs.
I give it one day before one of you lot at least tries to email one of them for comedy effect.

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hello

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I blame the skools

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if someone would kindly invite all those chavs to a fake free rave party somewhere reasonably remote i will arrange the explosives.

bring back national service.

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someone's showing her age ...

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I vote we try to find the most incomprehensible statement on these, the future generations, little plague pages.

I nominate:

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What in the name of god is a bezzie ?

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its the fatness of teenagers that really repulses me, even more than the illiteracy.
10 years ago teenage girls didn’t have saggy fat jelly bellies and bulbous fat backs squelching over the top of their jeans, and those girls that were fat didn’t display their gluttony and laziness in cropped vest tops and low waist mini skirts.

its disgusting and they should all be deported to america.

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wait none of those girls are fat :confused:

madi heroin-chic is no longer fasionable :/

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i know
but when i walked to the train this afternoon and there were blubbery teenagers everywhere.
girls didnt all have spare tires in my day.

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Best Friend. Or so a chav friend informs me.

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06/12/2005 07:23:35 PM Jay (f)xlilx(f) (8)bëcµz 0f u ï dµnt stråÿ 2 får frM då sÿdwLk, bëcµz 0f µ ï fïnd iT hRd 2 trµst nt 0nLÿ Më bt ë\/rÿ1 r0µnd ME! (8) who is james trevers?
06/12/2005 07:23:38 PM Jay (f)xlilx(f) (8)bëcµz 0f u ï dµnt stråÿ 2 får frM då sÿdwLk, bëcµz 0f µ ï fïnd iT hRd 2 trµst nt 0nLÿ Më bt ë\/rÿ1 r0µnd ME! (8) and who are you?
06/12/2005 07:24:13 PM (f)xlilx(f) (8)bëcµz 0f u ï dµnt stråÿ 2 får frM då sÿdwLk, bëcµz 0f µ ï fïnd iT hRd 2 trµst nt 0nLÿ Më bt ë\/rÿ1 r0µnd ME! (8) Jay my friend gve me dis addy nd sed tht dis was james trevers!
06/12/2005 07:24:17 PM (f)xlilx(f) (8)bëcµz 0f u ï dµnt stråÿ 2 får frM då sÿdwLk, bëcµz 0f µ ï fïnd iT hRd 2 trµst nt 0nLÿ Më bt ë\/rÿ1 r0µnd ME! (8) Jay soz
06/12/2005 07:24:29 PM Jay (f)xlilx(f) (8)bëcµz 0f u ï dµnt stråÿ 2 får frM då sÿdwLk, bëcµz 0f µ ï fïnd iT hRd 2 trµst nt 0nLÿ Më bt ë\/rÿ1 r0µnd ME! (8) just a suggestion
06/12/2005 07:24:36 PM Jay (f)xlilx(f) (8)bëcµz 0f u ï dµnt stråÿ 2 får frM då sÿdwLk, bëcµz 0f µ ï fïnd iT hRd 2 trµst nt 0nLÿ Më bt ë\/rÿ1 r0µnd ME! (8) because you have replaced letters with smiley emoticons
06/12/2005 07:24:44 PM Jay (f)xlilx(f) (8)bëcµz 0f u ï dµnt stråÿ 2 får frM då sÿdwLk, bëcµz 0f µ ï fïnd iT hRd 2 trµst nt 0nLÿ Më bt ë\/rÿ1 r0µnd ME! (8) it makes what you write about 100x more difficult to read
06/12/2005 07:24:55 PM (f)xlilx(f) (8)bëcµz 0f u ï dµnt stråÿ 2 får frM då sÿdwLk, bëcµz 0f µ ï fïnd iT hRd 2 trµst nt 0nLÿ Më bt ë\/rÿ1 r0µnd ME! (8) Jay ye i no soz
06/12/2005 07:25:05 PM Jay (f)xlilx(f) (8)bëcµz 0f u ï dµnt stråÿ 2 får frM då sÿdwLk, bëcµz 0f µ ï fïnd iT hRd 2 trµst nt 0nLÿ Më bt ë\/rÿ1 r0µnd ME! (8) :(
06/12/2005 07:25:15 PM (f)xlilx(f) (8)bëcµz 0f u ï dµnt stråÿ 2 får frM då sÿdwLk, bëcµz 0f µ ï fïnd iT hRd 2 trµst nt 0nLÿ Më bt ë\/rÿ1 r0µnd ME! (8) Jay bt my utha friends r mor hrd 2 understand!

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i apologise for the shityness of msn logging.

however i have some true classics amongst all the crap.

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shit, you're only 21? I thought you were much older than that

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Yeah I can see how his maturity would have confused you

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Just because you are jealous you cant be as mature as me noddy.


nah nah nah nah nah nah
p.s. im 22 next month :eep:

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You just said "eep"....you ****ing child you.

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Juse use search & replace to remove the annoying user titles otherwise it's pretty unreadable.

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Someone who is 18 Years old and male who describes himself as

Is dating a 15 year old girl who describes herself as

however she may also be a racist

I managed to decypher it and this is what it means in normal english language

Clearly alot of anger from such a young girl (btw have you noticed how when people go "oh im not racist, I hate racism" they are infact normally the racist ones. Thats the conclusion I come to anyway :rolleyes:

Anyway an 18 year old shagging a 15 year old isnt that paedophilia? Should we report him to the authorities?

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Just have to say this one is about the only normal person on there. She sounds as though she will get 5 As at A Level, go to university and be bummed senseless whilst still maintaining her dignity. She will then graduate from Law school and go on to a glittering career. Im sure. But well done to her for being slightly well normal.

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Brat Camp and Wife Swap are both great.

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No.
I think that might bring unnecessary attention onto ourselves. :(
She doesn't seem too bad (personality wise), compared to her peers.

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Shes a little bit cliche though that 15 year old emo whore. Also nod the girl with bad taste in films the reason I think shes the best of the bad bunch is because she doesnt write like a twat, shes a normal girl doing girly things hence the shit taste in films and music is acceptable as she is a normal 15/16 year old. Not someone trying to act like a 21 year old.

Jesus I wish I was 15 all over again.

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Ryan Doyle <babyboi098> said...

oh ye an u pricks dat ****in tryin cause shit between cass an her man fuk off ya pricks ya get me cus she ma best mate an i luv afta dat gal an i fya gna fuk wid her ya fuk wid me yano wa ya jus pothetic lil ****s man anyways bizzle ye an if u got a problem send me a message p.s. elllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cass

I think I win.

Also I find this Girls username as rather ironic.

By the way what actually is Bebo? Surely it can't be a more immature version of Myspace. If it is then can all the kids please delete their myspace accounts and join Bebo. :)

Then I can use myspace to search for legal girls. :/

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Aren't we all?

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Accrding to his profile he didnt make it to high school, bless.

Also he is a birmingham city fan, you dont need to say much more.

I also wonder what a 16 year old from Kenilworth could do. I mean its almost tempting to invite him to Birmingham and show him that he cant walk around going "Sup ******, I Fuk u and bitchez up. FUK wit me nig and fik wit u" I mean hes white ffs, I dont know many people who speak like that, Id also like to show him around where I grew up would certainly be an eye opener for him.

Seriously kids of today, you just kind of feel sorry for them.

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In order to widen the debate I have bebo-mailed each person whose profile is linked here with a link to this thread.

My money is on the angry emo chick being first to exercise her right to reply.

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Genius, absolutely ****ing genius, i hope we get some chavs on here who threaten us.

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Indeed, wait till he experiences the real world. The youth of today eh. :/

Don't you have to have an account to email the people?

Admit it your a 15 year old emo/chav with a bad taste in music and movies. Good idea though. :)
My money is on the 18 year old Antony guy.