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Blastoderm

23 Sep 2005 20:41

Oh how pathetic

I didn't even know I was subscribed to this until now. I got it via email.

Hmm.... the prospect of seeing chav-like ladies 'avin a breeza!

G.K Zhukov

23 Sep 2005 21:21

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Originally Posted by horn

nantoz we have hot women, i swear !!

We should sue you for making such lies!!

Telling us that Iraq can use WMD with 45min. notice is one thing, but claiming you got hot women takes it to the next level! Shame on you. :p

_Kila_

23 Sep 2005 21:57

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Originally Posted by Nantoz

I would like nothing more than belive you, dear.

I am probably going to London in January along with a mate, and I am honour bond to score with one of your girls.
I pray that I can find someone pretty....

HAHAHAHAHA. Don't make me laugh.
You'd be lucky to find anyone from England living in London. Everywhere is either swamped with Asians, Arabs or "Black Gangsta dudes"
If you see any fit girls, you are lucky.

vampire_lestat

23 Sep 2005 22:37

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Don't forget to bring a lunchbox filled with wires on the tube with you, and if the police say 'stop or I'll shoot' or similar, it means 'we're playing tag, run before I get you'.

Appocomaster

23 Sep 2005 23:03

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Going through the x ray machine in customs with a case full of fudge, random electrical wires and an old fashioned alarm clock is also fun.

Arachnidman

23 Sep 2005 23:28

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http://www.face-pic.com/kellywayne_24

Dante Hicks

24 Sep 2005 08:12

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Originally Posted by Nantoz

She is British after all.

I'm not really sure what being British has to do with it. Sure, you might believe the English are genetically ugly or whatever but "British" as a nationality seems fairly broad.

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Originally Posted by _Kila_

HAHAHAHAHA. Don't make me laugh.
You'd be lucky to find anyone from England living in London.

Being from England is not the same as being English (in terms of ethnicity). Most of the Asians, Arabs and "black gangsta dudes" you mention are "from England".

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Everywhere is either swamped with Asians, Arabs or "Black Gangsta dudes"

Swamped? :rolleyes:

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If you see any fit girls, you are lucky.

I live in London and I see fit as **** girls every single day.

Ephor

24 Sep 2005 08:32

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Originally Posted by _Kila_

Are you even from London?

Appocomaster

24 Sep 2005 14:07

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Originally Posted by Nantoz

I was making a joking reference to the common stereotype, that most British girls are ugly. Just like all Frenchmen smell of rotten cheese, all Americans are fat, etc.

The French smell of cheese? Is that a British sterotype too? I've never heard of it. It's rumoured that they have abysmal hygiene though.

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BTW: Here in Norway being a commie has often proved beneficial when hitting on girls. Is the same true for Britain?

Being good looking works when hitting on girls in Britian. I don't think being a commy does.
(Sense of humor is often appreciated though)

_Kila_

24 Sep 2005 14:19

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

I live in London and I see fit as **** girls every single day.

I don't :(

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Originally Posted by Ephor

Are you even from London?

yes.

Texan

24 Sep 2005 21:18

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Originally Posted by Nantoz

I was making a joking reference to the common stereotype, that most British girls are ugly.

That must be a Norwegian stereotype.

In Texas we think British girls are attractive, but they can't cook.

Edit: Of course they can cook, the sterotype is that the food tastes bland.

Vaio	24 Sep 2005 21:20

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Originally Posted by Nantoz

Heh. I actually imagined this girl might be cute, based on the thumb.
Stupid me.
She is British after all.

'She' looks more like a he

G.K Zhukov

24 Sep 2005 21:22

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Originally Posted by Texan

That must be a Norwegian stereotype.

In Texas we think British girls are attractive, but they can't cook.

Edit: Of course they can cook, the sterotype is that the food tastes bland.

That says more about the quality of your girls, Im afraid. :)

jupp	24 Sep 2005 21:25

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Originally Posted by Texan

That must be a Norwegian stereotype.

In Texas we think British girls are attractive, but they can't cook.

Edit: Of course they can cook, the sterotype is that the food tastes bland.

i think you could say a "continental" stereotype as it is known like that in germany and other european countries as well that they dont have the looks and cannot cook ;)

Phang

24 Sep 2005 21:29

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Originally Posted by jupp

i think you could say a "continental" stereotype as it is known like that in germany and other european countries as well that they dont have the looks and cannot cook ;)

there are essex girls, certainly, but BY CHRIST DUTCH WOMEN FOR ****S SAKE IT'S LIKE A MAGIC WINDOW INTO A TRAILER PARK.

british cuisine is not a wonder for the pallette, but there's nothing like a fry-up to give you near-orgasmic contentment from food.

Phil^

24 Sep 2005 21:30

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Originally Posted by Phang

british cuisine is not a wonder for the pallette, but there's nothing like a fry-up to give you near-orgasmic contentment from food.

or fish n chips.

Im hungry now :(

All Systems Go

24 Sep 2005 22:01

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Originally Posted by Phil^

or fish n chips.

Im hungry now :(

Or curry.

Appocomaster

24 Sep 2005 22:02

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Why has no one mentioned pies yet? or proper steak puddings.

Texan

24 Sep 2005 22:07

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Originally Posted by Vaio

'She' looks more like a he

She looks like she's from Turkey with dyed hair.

Tomkat

25 Sep 2005 17:25

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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

I live in London and I see fit as **** girls every single day.

Your mum and sisters don't count!!1

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