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Thought I'd make a thread so everyone's questions and comments and stories and photos and everything are all in one place.

Has anyone heard from Dace yet after we left him alone with Yahwe at the end of the night?

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no, i havent. I suspect the worst.

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rather worringly no, they just walked off into the sunset together.

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I did but only for the manager of the hotel.

One lucky soul had the privilage of sharing a bed with me.

One unlucky soul had the privilage of being groomed by MM all weekend.

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MM is a labour supporter...

is that juicy enough for you?

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i wasn't there friday night but I'm sure other people can help out with the stories of Clamping, Police confiscations and lots of alcohol.

Saturday was largely incident free fortunately.

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oh yes, talking of police confiscations: I got a caution and my drugs taken away from me after smoking a joint in leicester square with T&F.

perhaps not the cleverest move i made that night.

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the basic problem is everyone is too tired to explain it yet.

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A picture is worth a thousand words.
I demand pictures!
If someone would draw little arrows on a group photo (if there are any) to tell us who is who that would be doubley pleasing.

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they are uploading now...

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ah, but do they have little arrows, thats the big question.

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no they don't :(

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We all shared a big bed and had lots of gay sex and yahwe sprayed semen all over us.

It's what you want to hear, isn't it!?

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I want to know if anyone wore jeans and trainers.
And if so did Yawhe have a hissy fit?
An mpeg of Yahwe having a hissy fit would mean maximum love.

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I turned up in jeans and trainers on Friday.

He turned his nose down at me and said something like "what are you wearing?". I thought that was rude.

Apparently when Stew turned up in jeans and trainers he was told he looked like a bag of shit!

Ohhh yeah.

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PHOTOS!

Noone annoyed Yahwe too much i don't think. Well, he did get a few rejections but i'm sure he's never let that worry him before.

Oh and if anyone can think of any decent captions for any of them then please let me know.

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Tomkat and Stew get my love.

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i think stew is probably the only person there who i wouldnt flee in terror from.

edit: in fairness, i'd probably just sidle away from skiddy and pig

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what exactly is scary about me? :(

im an amiable sort of chap

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i'm not that bad am i?
there's actually very few pics with me in i guess...

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If Dace is the one with the facial hair, I'm most impressed by his psychotic look. Although i'm not totally sure I wouldn't cross the road to avoid passing him.

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Dace looks maniacal.

Deepflow, Stew & Skiddy seem reasonably 'normal' to me.. the rest are either too drunk or too scared in the photos to note much on.

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Dace is a killer.

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okay, fine. ste is less of a lunatic at second look than first glance implied. deep is hard to judge.

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I always imagined you guys a lot more prettier :(




(seems it was a fun meeting, wish i could've been there)

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I seriously doubt TSM would have proposed "knackers whackers at dawn" versus Dace, if he knew what he looked like.

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to be completely fair, i dont think anyone is particularly scary irl...

but then im not the one that MM and Yahwe were actually after, in stews position i may have run like a startled faun also.

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T&F, DF, Blastoderm, Skiddy and Stew look normal enough.
I'm now slighty worried I'm even in the same time zone as Dace.

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more photos coming, soon as i've written the captions

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i look even worse in the photo you have of me :(

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Friday night

We all went to a bar on Leicester Square. It wasn't particularly posh or anything, and even though we were all in shirts and relatively smart, noone else there seemed to be.

We all got quite drunk ( :cool: ) and a few of us danced to the cheesy rock music.

Deepflow got caught for smoking pot and given a caution.

I spoke to some Polish girls.

It wasn't awkward or even geeky. And I'm not even making that up :(

The image of yahwe dancing in a 3 piece suit to "Living on a Prayer" has to be seen to be believed, though.

Myself, Stew and Deepflow slept in one room at the hotel. NB3, skiddy and MM slept in the other.


Saturday day

Most of us were staying in the same place, so we left there and walked to skiddy's car to move it somewhere else.

Turned up and it was clamped, with an £150 fine.

skiddy swore a lot and was very politically incorrect, it was ace.

NB paid off the cost for him (£115, as they did it early or something), then skiddy paid him back.
The guy took about 1.5 hours to turn up and fix it, during which time we stood around the car and were offered blowjobs from the car window by MM. Brill!

When the guy turned up none of us could understand what he said. That's what happens when you don't do very well at school, kids. GD Meets teach you valuable lessons about life!

We all piled in once the clamp was removed (we didn't even get to keep it :( ) and headed to Kings Cross (how the hell did we find it by the way? skiddy just drove randomly not following any signposts).

After traipsing round Kings Cross area (and going past the hotel about 5 times but not registering it was where we were staying) we eventually went in and dumped our stuff in our rooms.

We spent about 20 minutes recuperating (reading MM's handy porn mags - what a generous fellow!).

Then we left the place and went to a Scream bar (cheap pub place, quite studenty). Met Ste there and commenced drinking. This was about 4pm, I think.

The others all made their way to the pub eventually. I think pig arrived next, and then Deepflow (who had gone back to Kingston to get some smarter clothes). Ebany then arrived, then Dace, then yahwe, and finally T&F.

Mark. Oh Mark. You TRAITOR. He went to go and meet some SomethingAwful GOONS instead of us. Shun shun shun. :(

We were all pretty merry anyway. The drinks were flowing - you can't really go wrong with £6 pitchers which hold 4 pints in (ta Ste!) - oh, unless you're sitting next to MM and he's stroking your back and things. Right Stew? :(

Those of us who were staying in the hostel went back to get changed.

It was (again) myself, Stew and Deepflow in one room - as we had survived Friday night without the urge of having super homosexual sex, we hoped we'd manage it again on the Saturday.
skiddy, MM and NB3 went in the other room again. Hot.

pig and Ste, as they arrived late, got the room of 2.
I received a phonecall by Ste about 5 minutes after he was in his room (he was in the basement, we were on the 2nd storey).

They had a double bed between the two of them.

I didn't plan it like that.

Honestly.

:)


We all went back to the pub, and then onto a jazz club of yahwe's choosing (not all at the same time, somehow we ended up getting separated).

The jazz club was nice.

I had a big headache so drank 4 pints of water. What a ****ing legend! Hardcore.

Blastoderm arrived when we were at the jazz club.

Now yahwe had been telling us that he was a "large asian guy".

So when he arrived, Stew and myself went to go and find him at the bar.

We scoured the bar...

"Big asian guy... big asian guy... big asian guy"
"Nope"
"Little guy looking expectantly at us. I think he wants you, Stew"
"I only have eyes for MM"
"He's coming over"
"I knew I should have packed my KY :(" *

It appears blastoderm wasn't a big fat asian guy at all. Good one yahwe! Omnipotent my ass.

We all sat down and mingled a little.

Dace's stories are better in real life :up:

It all gets a bit confusing now.

Stew and skiddy decided to move onto a club in Covent Gardens, so left. Most people didn't know where they had gone (probably didn't notice, ho ho ho).

About an hour or so later, the jazz club started to close, so we left and headed to this same club they had gone to.

Pig and Deepflow got a taxi (why?!) and then proceeded to get lost, ending up back at the hotel. Idiots!

We (this is now myself, Dace, yahwe, MM, NB3, Ste) made our way into the club (<3 to yahwe for paying for our tickets) and had a drink or two.

It seemed that Stew and skiddy had left and gone back to the hotel. Fools!

The club was alright - very studenty with cheesy rock again.

NB3 and MM were tired so headed back to the hotel.

The 4 of us left danced and talked to a couple of girls :cool:
Well, 3 of us did.
Ste started chatting up some guy in a West Ham shirt who then wouldn't leave us alone :(

Yahwe pulled a slim portuguese girl with glasses.

pig and Deepflow eventually arrived, after their little adventure to the hotel and back.

pig proceeded to tell every woman that it was one of our birthdays, or we were getting married, or something other LIE! You'll go to hell for that, young piglet!

Deepflow pulled this blonde busty girl :up:

Dace and I danced like Napoleon Dynamite. We ****ing owned the dancefloor! True story.

Then we all went home, and yahwe walked off into the sunset with Dace (who was staying at a friend's).

Of course lots of other things happened, but this post is long enough and I need a big poo.




It was a good weekend. Thanks for organising it Steven (yahwe).


*logs might not be entirely true.

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And excuse me you ****s, I look normal!

God I hate you all.

:(

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well done tom, good summary :)

and yes, it was much fun.

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Yeah ok TomKat fits into my 'normal' category.
But I've seen you dance to Justin Trousersnake...

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Mine are done.

Here they are to browse, with thumbnails for modem users, etc.


A better list with captions.


1 This is a wall.
It shouldn’t be a wall but people moved. Ebany is on the right, I think its Skiddy on the left.

2 Ebany
Some **** stole my camera at this point I think, as I can’t for the life of me remember taking this shot.

3 Mrl (left)proves his head isn’t on right.
MM trying to look like he hadn’t just hit mark and caused it.

4 Skiddy interrogating a suspicious package.
Turns out to be my coat.

5 MM
Looking all err, MMey.

6 T&F
Having a conversation with some floating fingers

7 Skiddy
Wai ai man!

8 Tomkat on the left, Stew on the right
Tomkat : ‘Please tell me I’m not standing next to someone that looks this camp’
Stew hugs his bottle and hopes it’ll all be over soon.

9 Stew, Skiddy, half of Tomkat
I’m not drunk, honest.

10 Talk to the hand bitch!
Deepflow lays the smack down.

11 Yahwe (left) and Skiddy
Skiddy comforts Yahwe when he discovered his drink was empty.

12 Skiddys car #1
In the morning we returned to find a present from the local authority.
From left to right, tomkat, mm, skiddy. Skiddy trying to not explode with rage.

13 Skiddy car #2
Having to wait an hr to get the thing removed, is not fun, as skiddy tries to convey.

14 Skiddy ready for removal
Can you see the forms of death he’s planning for the parking warden in his mind ? can you ?

15 Beginning of the end for clampy
This gentleman finally turns up to remove it. Skiddy restrains himself from giving the chap a good kicking.

16 Senior driver removing clampy
This ‘senior driver’ says one of those clamps costs 5 grand. We doubt it.

17 Clampy is free! Free like a bird!
Note the van parked in the middle of the road. When it turned up, Skiddy said ‘I wouldn’t park there mate, you might get clamped’.

18 ARRRGGHHHH
Dace makes the camera shake violently using only the power of his mind.

19 Tomkat ignoring Ste
Trying to avoid getting photo’d methinks

20 I’m lost for words.
The expressions say it all.

21
Tomkat spills beer all down himself whilst also proving that he can’t pour a decent pint. Twice.

22
Deepflow on the right tries to not get killed by the psycho on the left.
(hi dace)

23 Stew
Once again proving that he’s not camp. At all.

24
From left, pig dace skiddy deepflow.
Yes, dace pretty much always has that grin on his face. It’s kind of like being in a pub with the Scottish version of The Joker.

25
Some heads , and pig

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You need to put more effort into those captions :(

That excellent picture of me and my new best friend is entitled "blah blah".

:(

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You missed the bit about why the polish girls were being so friendly to you.

And i'd forgotten about the west ham guy :(

Pig managed to pull the girl that Yahwe had been after most of the night... and after that yahwe's attention turned to me... but i survived.

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Very enjoyable. I particularly liked the drinking and talking utter bollocks which totally escapes me now to people I have never met before.

More pictures of my hands should have been taken, because they are the only part of me that is not as fat as Jimmy Tarbuck atm. :( You can see this in the 'Pissed already' already shot. I have lovely hands.

I make a solemn vow to get in shape for the next meet.* I will also have short(er) hair the next time you see me.


Special thanks to Enby for guiding me back to the hotel on Saturday (The 'pissed' shot was taken at about 6.00PM, and I was drinking until 2.00AM, so you can imagine the state of my head by the end of the night.) I was so pissed by that point that I would have followed Pol Pot if he had instructed me, but Enby thankfully did not betray my trust, and found us a cab, took us back to the hotel front door, where we cursed Stuart into his grave for not answering his phone, thus leaving us stranded for a good time until I found a doorbell and gave it a sharp few jabs. I should also thank skiddy and Enby for listening to me singing in the car on the way back. Thank you to Steven for the 'organisation' and everyone else for being so friendly. (Apart from Stew - the little boy who did not climb out of his closet.)

I also didn't expect to have Stuart come into my room on the Friday night and hug me whilst I was in bed for about half a minute for being "an ace friend", the big softie!







*Hopefully having to subsist on £60 for a week while I get a new ****ing debit card will help this.

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they both changed what they where wearing after 10 minutes of me frowning.

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you all look very nice and friendly, what politically incorrect things did skiddy say then? dace looks almost exactly like i pictured him in my mind, a few moody killer looking poses would have been perfect, he looks a bit like one of the old pa team who used to work for spinner, can't remember the name though.

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Did Dace get home alright?

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Was one thing which came up I believe.

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of course he did.

my eyes are far to blurry for me to read anymore

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Oh dear. Is that what he said to blastoderm and the clamping chap? :(

Im sure hes lovely underneath it all.

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The clamping chap.

Ah yes.

Rejected as a binman because he couldn't spell or pronounce 'litter'.

So he comes here.

And takes money off me.

The ****.

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No, him and Blastoderm got on like a house on fire. They bonded through their mutual hatred of Pakis.

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by the way me and deepflow had a nice little adventure in London.

First of all id been speaking to Skiddy, and half understood what club they were at. So I couldnt be arsed to walk as id been drinking a fair bit, so me and deepflow jumped in a bike taxi and proceeded to have a fun little journey to this club in covent garden. We then got there and phoned skiddy again, he was now at tescos, so me and deepflow thought it would be a good idea to join them. We then got a rather dodgy taxi (a car with no indication that it was a taxi) we then ended up in russel square.

So I phone skiddy asking where the fk tescos is and we find out there at the hotel. So we walk and attempt to find the hotel. On the way we bumped into a nice australian guy called Brendan. He came up to us and asked us if we wanted a light (neither of us were smoking anything btw) We then preceded to talk to him, mock him for being australian and generally having an interesting conversation with him telling us it was his first time on ecstasy, he was 10000 miles away from home, in russel square at 2am with no fking idea what the hell was going on.

We then gave up on finding the hotel, but we still wanted more alcohol and I wanted some action, so we phoned up tomkat etc to find out where they were, and finally realised they were in the club. So yet again we jumped in another random cab, and went back to covent garden. The taxi journey was rather funny with deepflow chatting up daces sister on the phone for 15 minutes.

When we got to the club we couldnt get in as the doors were closed. Pissed off we proceeded to stand there for 30 minutes trying to convince the romanian illegal imigrant bouncer to let us in. Eventually another bouncer came, we gave him a tenner each and we got in for the last 45 minutes. Then had some fun

By the way sharing a bed with ste was rather enjoyable I would do it again anytime!

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I also forgot to mention, me, deepflow, ste and tomkat walked back to the hotel and at one point lost ste, who decided to walk around a park before finally joining us again. It was an interesting night but a very enjoyable night and good to meet everyone <3

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Pig: Were you trying to pork me on the Saturday night? One of the main images I have of Jazz Club ('Nice.') is of having two G+T's which Yahwe had bought me and a glass of white wine which you had given me in front of me, and being unsure of which I should drink. All I remember is a picture of a jolly faced chap - you - almost perpetually trying to give me white wine at every opportunity.

Either that or you were trying to fuel my passion towards Stew in the hope of something memorable occuring as a result of drunkeness.

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most likely the second option, although I was in a jolly mood and at the time you didnt have a drink, so why not!