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All Systems Go 20 Feb 2008 14:38

Children Missing
 
If you think the media is only interested in cute, white girls take a look at this munter.

Marilyn Manson 20 Feb 2008 16:03

Re: Children Missing
 
Some of us like a bit of rough.

Achilles 20 Feb 2008 18:16

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Assuming paedophiles have any standards at all she should at least be safe from that kind of abuse.

All Systems Go 21 Feb 2008 14:20

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Perhaps there's a market for gentically engineering your child to be repellent to paedophiles.

The only downside to such a treatment would be people who are repellent to everyone else as well.

Marilyn Manson 21 Feb 2008 15:07

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Whilst we're on the theme of child sexual abuse, another case is rather interesting:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/7255540.stm

I mean, god. The only thing I demanded of a younger boy when I was twelve was that he give me back my lunchbox.

Mzyxptlk 21 Feb 2008 16:39

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Kids these days, they grow up so fast, do they not.

dda 23 Feb 2008 01:44

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Isn't that Phang?

AtomSmasher 4 Mar 2008 20:27

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Kids should be fitted with an anti-paedophile can of pressurised sewage. It could be fitted with a camera, relaying pictures back to the parent. If the collar and can were removed, or the parent sees someone sinister from the camera, they could detonate the cannister, spraying the child and paedophile with sewage and putting them both of sex until they can have a bath. Unless the paedophile is a scatophile, then the child is, umm, f****d.

Mzyxptlk 5 Mar 2008 14:57

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I hear it's pretty hard to compress liquids.

Alessio 6 Mar 2008 00:55

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Just swallow it and it's one worry less.

the_dastardley_chihuahua 6 Mar 2008 19:04

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not interested in this story since the case is being handled by the good old british bobby, not swarthy bungling foreigners.

Tomkat 6 Mar 2008 20:24

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Quote:

Originally Posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
not interested in this story since the case is being handled by the good old british bobby, not swarthy bungling foreigners.

Unlike in Jersey :(

Yahwe 7 Mar 2008 09:02

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomkat
Unlike in Jersey :(

nobody cares about jersey even if it is 'going all pitcairn'

Ste 14 Mar 2008 19:02

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She's been found alive and well:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/7296756.stm

Travler 14 Mar 2008 21:17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ste

Alive yes. Well may take years to fully know.

Mzyxptlk 15 Mar 2008 16:29

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Doesn't make a good headline though Travler.

[DW]Entropy 17 Mar 2008 10:34

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lets face it..one day they're saying someone took her as a personal vendetta against the parents and the next day the kid is found. Something doesn't sit right

All Systems Go 17 Mar 2008 11:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by [DW]Entropy
lets face it..one day they're saying someone took her as a personal vendetta against the parents and the next day the kid is found. Something doesn't sit right

What? Just...

What?

[DW]Entropy 17 Mar 2008 11:29

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i dunno..a feeling..just ignore me..just saying what i think...one day i'll havea filter installed between my mouth and brain and i'll talk sense

Mzyxptlk 17 Mar 2008 11:58

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And a glorious day it wil be.

[DW]Entropy 17 Mar 2008 12:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzyxptlk
And a glorious day it wil be.

no..i think that would be the day you don't post purely for the purpose of insulting people just to make ureself feel better.

You Are Gay 17 Mar 2008 12:52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by [DW]Entropy
ureself


You've got a typo here mate.

[DW]Entropy 17 Mar 2008 12:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by You Are Gay
You've got a typo here mate.

I've got a typo "there", you mean? "Here" would be making the assumption that the typo belongs to you.

Mzyxptlk 17 Mar 2008 13:23

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So this is what Yahwe feels like all the time.

Travler 17 Mar 2008 13:27

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzyxptlk
So this is what Yahwe feels like all the time.

No wonder he thinks he is a god.

You Are Gay 17 Mar 2008 14:08

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Quote:

Originally Posted by [DW]Entropy
I've got a typo "there", you mean? "Here" would be making the assumption that the typo belongs to you.



I would suggest here and there are locations and do not possess possessive qualities.

Also, it was somewhat remiss of me to point out a silly little typo when you have the far more grave misfortune of a F-Crew tag in your sig.

[DW]Entropy 17 Mar 2008 14:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by You Are Gay
I would suggest here and there are locations and do not possess possessive qualities.

Also, it was somewhat remiss of me to point out a silly little typo when you have the far more grave misfortune of a F-Crew tag in your sig.

much less fortunate than you having "gay" in your profile name

You Are Gay 17 Mar 2008 14:32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by [DW]Entropy
much less fortunate than you having "gay" in your profile name



It's "Gay" actually.

[DW]Entropy 17 Mar 2008 14:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by You Are Gay
It's "Gay" actually.

Good for you

You Are Gay 17 Mar 2008 14:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by [DW]Entropy
Good for you



Don't you mean "Good As You"?

[DW]Entropy 17 Mar 2008 14:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by You Are Gay
Don't you mean "Good As You"?

You wish :)

Ste 17 Mar 2008 14:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by [DW]Entropy
lets face it..one day they're saying someone took her as a personal vendetta against the parents and the next day the kid is found. Something doesn't sit right

I've read people suggesting that she was 'taken' so that her parents would get loads of donations a la the McCanns.

I guess the main drawback is that their child was a 'munter'.

[DW]Entropy 17 Mar 2008 14:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ste
I've read people suggesting that she was 'taken' so that her parents would get loads of donations a la the McCanns.

I guess the main drawback is that their child was a 'munter'.


Yeah. It's one of those things that it's wrong to suggest but a possibility nonetheless. It could be one big moneymaking scheme, since nowadays you canb gain a small fortune just selling your sob story to the local newspapers.

Marilyn Manson 17 Mar 2008 17:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ste
I've read people suggesting that she was 'taken' so that her parents would get loads of donations a la the McCanns.

Maybe they were just sick of looking at her and thought that stuffing her underneath a distant relative's matress would be a good way of protecting their eyes from the harmful effects of munterdom.

Or they could be part of a giant paedophile network or something.

[DW]Entropy 18 Mar 2008 10:36

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i saw an interview where the mother of Hannah mentioned something about running away and the spokewoman with her quickly shushed her. I assume they don't want questoins relating to that. Also her friend told the press that Hannah was preparing to runa way. To me this is just them publicising a kids tantrum gone wrong and cashing in on it.

All Systems Go 18 Mar 2008 13:27

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Two questions spring to mind.

1) Why was she under the matress?

2) There are inevitably going to be charges brought against someone. If the relative isn't chagred with kidnapping and bad taste, then the parents are going to be charged with wasting police time.

[DW]Entropy 18 Mar 2008 14:41

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Quote:

Originally Posted by All Systems Go
1) Why was she under the matress?

either hiding from being found or she lost the remote and was overdoing the search.

Quote:

Originally Posted by All Systems Go
2) There are inevitably going to be charges brought against someone. If the relative isn't chagred with kidnapping and bad taste, then the parents are going to be charged with wasting police time

Did you see the state of the house she's from? no wonder she ran away

pablissimo 18 Mar 2008 16:44

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Looks like Captain Birdseye did her, and has since died of shame

You Are Gay 18 Mar 2008 16:47

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"In 1993 Captain Birds Eye was voted as the most recognised captain after Captain Cook in a poll."

I wonder if that will be in his obituary.

[DW]Entropy 18 Mar 2008 16:57

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Guy was a legend

"Played "Captain Birdseye" from 1967-1998 in the UK TV advertisements."

i wonder if he got sick of fish fingers

Hebdomad 18 Mar 2008 17:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by [DW]Entropy
Something doesn't sit right

Especially when it's been stuffed under a mattress for a week.

[DW]Entropy 18 Mar 2008 17:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hebdomad
Especially when it's been stuffed under a mattress for a week.

lol @ inappropriate but funny joke

Hebdomad 18 Mar 2008 17:47

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lol!!!!!

Marilyn Manson 18 Mar 2008 18:24

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Quote:

Originally Posted by All Systems Go
1) Why was she under the matress?

A lot of people keep their sex aids in such a location.

dda 18 Mar 2008 19:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Maybe they were just sick of looking at her and thought that stuffing her underneath a distant relative's matress would be a good way of protecting their eyes from the harmful effects of munterdom.

A friend of mine's father used to say, "It isn't your fault if you are ugly. But, you can stay home and spare the rest of us."

He was a very sensitive man.

pyirt 18 Mar 2008 20:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
A lot of people keep their sex aids in such a location.

How do you know this? I`ve heard of people using the loft.

All Systems Go 18 Mar 2008 20:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pyirt
the loft.

Is that a euphemism?

pablissimo 18 Mar 2008 21:24

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Lofts, surely, are dusty. Also they aren't convenient locations for when you get home from work and really need a sex aid. Sure you're horny now, but will you be when you climb a dodgy step-ladder, trawl through 'not used since the 80's' Trivial Pursuit boards and Screwball Scramble and realise that when you actually find your sex aid (after smashing your face off the rafters you didn't see because you're too cheap of a **** to buy a lamp) and that you have to wipe the cobwebs off it before you even get to the small matter of the wasp colony that's appeared inside it? I wouldn't.

[DW]Entropy 19 Mar 2008 10:05

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be a man and use what god gave you.

midge5 19 Mar 2008 16:55

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http://bp1.blogger.com/_IlwcTx9Q628/...n%2Brescue.jpg is apparently a photo of the celebrations after she was found. At a guess I would say she run away out of fear of being eaten, or crushed to death. Would certainly be a worry for me.


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