in a pub, so is jesus
 

my local is hosting a Christian Union meeting tonight. it's very loud. i only came for the free wifi (demonstrated here) and fancy cider. They're explaining "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" very slowly to the assembled masses, as if to tiny children. The audience are enraptured.


I want them quiet or in pain.


That's it really. Sup?

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mention apollonius of tyana and watch them go blank. Call the christ by his real name Joshua bar Joseph. If pushed refer to him as a well intentioned rabbi who clearly valued the cult of Isis and the cult of Mithras.

If that fails talk about how moses and exodus are clearly just the refugees of Amarna.

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Or just set the building on fire. That would be quite a laugh. Unless they won't burn and end up being saved miraculously, then you'll have to comfort yourself with the thought that someone else will in 50 years.

Our local pub burned down some time ago after some bouncers (yes, sad) wouldn't let some people in because they arrived too late (if that's even possible at a pub). Everyone from around knows that the clock they use stands still on a few mins after closing time tho. So it ended up in a fight, with the kids losing ofcourse, and the following morning the pub was gone (haha kids have no sense of humour).

The people that actually burned the building down never got caught. Strange isn't it?

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Nothing like a measured response to a perceived insult.

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For many individuals, this is the only sensible course of action.

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I looked at horn's face, and I understood.

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Get drunk and swear very loudly before telling a ludicrously obscene joke about Jeremy Beadle before reminding them that it was their idea to hold the ****ing thing in the pub to begin with.

Also, Phang is a liar.

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What post?

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I can see it. I hadn't heard the expression "EVILution" before. I'm amused.

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The first one is genius, pure genius.

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Wtf, are you all on acid?

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Thread ruined by horn's internet suicide.