Best Game Review Ever
 

Read it. It's on "Portal". It's the first game I've wanted to own in a very long time. Perhaps since Frontier: Elite 2. Mainly for intellectual reasons - I don't do FPS.

There are two things to note.

1) Whether the reviewer is male or female I wish to openly offer my hand in marriage.
2) I'm almost crying here.

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On second thoughts, I'm probably best to propose to whomever scripted the game in such a way.

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Is it because FPS make you accidently throw your mouse across the room whilst squeling like a little girl at the scary, jumpy things?

If so, that's ok we all do it.

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I don't like the first person perspective. I also think Golden Axe (original) was the apex of computer game development.

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will not beat counter strike for multiplayer .

get bolo and put nice graphic you will have the same thing .

my point do what you want whit it , but theyr sholdnt be a bette oppenent than a human who train to be perfect whit you .

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...The-Orange-Box
better review :)

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girl dont have sex , they dont like it , they like talk , laft at ppl , and be jerk .

second i didnt say it wasn t great since a game of bolo is pretty nice anything above will be lovely .

trhid if its not just turing around a corner and shooting 2 guy than hiding so your team wont be kill that fine .

fourth burn in hell girl dont have sex (unless in tv show , or to get a greeen stuff i hold i my pocket )

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condom suz , blow job blow , the sucking machine is a oak , brain is the best what ever the game you will put on as long as theyr ppl diyng or empire geting crush .


fifth is enjoy ighting a cpu that is rig to let you win after that many try go on , they totaly failled that ai that is suppose to learn from you , want make something nice wok on a ai that will fight the player than maybe you can call th game great .

six , grap a gun shoot the neiborg you have your graphic theyr .

seven am a jack as i can take 3 player easy at any shooter game whit FB and HE , you kick me for shooting you trew wall or making a jumping hs because you still run while turning a corner . or you pack thogheter and spray and pray .

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It's getting dull jahwe.

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thank for sharing .
no really funny either ever for a big green guy

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It's not a gimmick.

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am waiting for sum1 to pick me up but still , i stay here and dont play cs....


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life a gimmick so fss

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its still a waste of my bandwidth to read its posts.

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keep playing against AI

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Well, as you've said girls don't have sex may I suggeset you contact MM who could arrange something I'm sure. And this was about Valve promoting hilariously subversive ideas about its preferred genre not about women per se! You were more amusing when you weren't in my thread :mad:

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it s tread , why put h , i actualy axe evrything you say

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I was really starting to doubt these claims of your comedic value until I read this line, I can now concur you are the funniest man (or possibly alien lifeform) alive*.





* by alive I meant clinically brain dead.

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nah they check after last time i go wack on the head , all theyr .

but they did not use the Watts cheker